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This movie is for those krazee kinky chicks out there that get off on dude on dude action the way I get off on chick on chick clitty to tit rubbing.

These chicks (each one of them fucking hot !) explain how much they totally get off on watching guys get it on with each otherand then proceed to have a threesome with a couple dudes who get off on dudes…kinda like some kinked out “make a wish” foundation deal I guess.
Anyways they get these dudes to suck each other off (and these guys seem to dig it as much as any chick cocksucker I have ever met) get their asses fucked and man these babes musta been pro cheerleaders they are yelling so loudly and so completely into it. In one scene this dark haired sexpot is watching the one guy totally ramming this other dude’s ass and you can see her juices running down her thighs she is so freakin turned on.

This flick gets a throbbing four cocks up cos dude…I wanna hook up with these chicks when they are done with these guys cos you just know they are gonna be Craaazzzyyyy for a real fucking of their own after having their wishes granted.

Rock Hard 4 is a movie that pays homage to Nature’s Viagra…’Sluts’.  Let’s face it…a lot of chicks may look all playboy bunny hot on the outside but in bed they are such frigid kittens that unless you haven’t gotten any in a long time it’s not going to be something that will get you off to any great degree….yknow the ones who just lay there silently…or for some reason figure that even though no one is around they have to whisper if they talk while fucking…or wrap their lips around your cock and then dont really do anything with their mouth other than have it be a hole for you to fuck…not a turn-on.  The Super-Sluts in this movie would be able to get Stephen Hawking hard as a rock.

Ever watch a Nascar Race or Stunt Plane competition ?  If so you know what I’m talking about when I say that those drivers and racers are almost bonded with their cars/planes…like an extension of their mind and body that they are as adept with as their own hands and feet.  The chicks in this movie are the same kinda deal but with cocks….whether in the hand, mouth, pussy or ass they ride and move and suck and mindblowingly make the cock an extension of their desires…sluttiness at it’s finest is the trademark of this movie and I’m going to have to look for more in hopes that the rest of the series is the same…if so I see some ball draining reviews in the future.  The latina lovely in the third scene has one of the hottest threesomes I have ever seen…her love for cocks and sex and everything related apparent in the frenzied way she goes after these dude’s fucksticks and cum at the end.  A Full-on five cocks up for Rock Hard 4

A lot of people make a lot of negative stereotypes about ghettos and the dark-skinned denziens that dwell inside these places. You hear people say ‘OH don’t go in the ‘Hoods… you will get robbed or killed cos they don’t understand the values of life and love’. Amateur hood humpin’ 2 shows how ignorant and wrong the people who make these assumptions about lower income neighborhoods are. After all, if you can’t afford a rich neighborhood’s fun and games of yachting and tennis, you get to make your own fun just like the people in these neighborhoods. Personally I think this movie has a neighborhood with some neighborhood chicks that I bet Mr. Rogers would have loved to have met (Mr Rogers loved black booty).

The people in this neighborhood know what being a good neighbor is all about…being there to fill the needs of the people around you and making sure that there is enough for everyone. Now this may sound like a bunch of communist mumbo-jumbo, but remember these are black people, not red people. Amateur hood humpin’ 2 is a little lacking in length, but I guess when you’re on an amateur ghetto budget, an hour or so is as good as can be expected. Also, the length you love in duration of movie is made up by the length of some of these brothers cocks and the way they slam into the depths of the local sluts’ pussies around them. The lighting and so much else could have been better, but once again who the hell can pick apart that type of stuff when they let you know straight up that they are amateurs…and the sex itself is hot enough, especially in the one group scene, to give Amateur hood humpin’ 2 a very solid three cocks-up and a recommendation to make an Amateur hood humpin’ 3.

The Whackman can appreciate a sexy big girl — they are shade in the winter and heat in the summer. So let’s take a dip into the Chunky Girls Club and see if they are certified to be in the big beautiful women niche…

When cute little redhead Gen doubts that chunky dirty blonde Roxy is really a lesbian, she puts her to the test and pulls out her pink vibrator—she goes right to work on Roxy’s bald beaver with her tongue and a purple vibe. She holds the vibe on Roxy’s pussy as she fucks her with the fleshy dildo Roxy has. Roxy holds a second vibe on her clit while Gen fucks her, and gets into it to the point that Gen wonders if Roxy is really a dyke. She lays back for Roxy to prove it to her tonguing her twat, and even lets her work on her shaved pussy with a pink vibe. After Roxy makes her cum Gen finally admits that Roxy is a dyke.

When Gen tells big boned brunette Tanya about the “hook-nosed heifer” at the man-haters club, Tanya offers to try to make things better. She goes after Gen’s sweet little titties with her hands and then strips off her own top so Gen can go after her big fat titties in return. After they work back and forth, Gen and Tanya strip down and Gen dives into Tanya’s bushy beaver. Gen moves on to fuck Tanya with G-spot vibe that her body swallows up as quick as if it were a jelly donut, and after Tanya cums, Gen lies back so that Tanya can get some. After Tanya tongues it a bit, she adds a purple vibrator to Gen’s pussy and helps Gen to have another orgasm.

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Roxy sends off for a mail order lesbian Ginger, a chunky Oriental. Roxy strips down and has Ginger start eating her muff. She breaks out a toy to start fucking Roxy before stripping down and lying back so Roxy can eat her in return. She takes out her fleshy dildo to quickly move on to penetrating Ginger’s shaved slit, and after a bit, hops on the other end of it with Ginger. Ginger bends over so she can watch Ginger’s ass jiggle as she fucks her from behind before lying back and letting Ginger get up in it again.

Dark and chunky Nikki finishes things out with her visit to Roxy’s Man-haters Club. She goes right to working on Roxy’s pussy with a pocket rocket and a dildo, and works her over to a nice orgasm. Nikki breaks out her big fat titties and lies back for Roxy to work her over with a purple dildo in return. Roxy works her over to a couple nice orgasms before they realize that they don’t hate men—they’re just fat.

Chunky Girls Club is an enjoyable all chunky girl movie. The setups for the scenes and the movie are simple, but work well and have some fun and tasteless humor. Roxy and Gen do a nice job leading the movie, and have nice chemistry with all of their partners; however, the scenes are a bit limited—it gives the scenes a feeling of sameness even though there are a few minor differences in each scene. Surprisingly, The Whackman enjoyed the entire movie and although it’s no classic of western cinema, The Whackman dropped 4 satisfying loads.

Perceptions of words….so much confusion in the world cos one person says something and it gets given some bad connotation cos of some other word.  Don’t they teach Synonyms and Homonyms anymore ?  A lot of people hear the word gang and they think group of ethnically different people with some uniting color (usually a bandana or patch) preying like jackals on the weak and selling drugs…they hear gangbanger and they picture some punk wielding a gun with little training and zero commonsense and zero conscience.  We as perverts are different in how we view words like this and movies like the Six in One series should shoulder a responsibility to educate others in the more fun definition of these words.  I hear gang and I picture 5 or more people ready to fuck some hot chick (nor does it have the racist slant of non-porn fanatics view cos the dudes doing the chick can be any race mixed together and still be a gang..we pervs are less racist than non-pervs).  I hear gangbanger and the only gun I think of shoots cum in some slut not bullets in some victim and the gangbanger is just one of the 6 or more guys doing some chick.  Cmon people use movies like this to educate your neighbor so they know gangs aren’t always a bad thing.

The key to any porn making it is the sexuality that it delivers and the key to that sexuality is the sluttiness of the chicks in it.  This is never more true than in gangbang and group flicks and the chicks in Six in One 5 were obviously made with sex in mind when they were created.  They go for cock after cock like someone dieing of thirst in the desert going after water and are more than happy…even eager to get their holes filled all the way.  These are chicks whose slutty natures would be totally wasted in one-on-one porn since obviously one won’t satisfy their cravings.  Six in One 5 also doesnt waste a lot of our time with forced and poorly acted dialogue and very quickly segues into sizzling action that should get you hard in the first five minutes and if anything you will have a hard time holding off on cumming before the first scene is over.  From what I’ve seen the Six in One series excels in gangbang action and is one series of porn that I hope we get to see many more of.  I just don’t know where they can keep finding more and more chicks as slutty as these but if they do then I will pay a gazillion dollars for their address book.  A never before heard of six/five cocks straight up and shooting for Six in One 5.

A movie filled with the most coveted and sought after chicks in the world…the ultra-cock slut ! Like there are so many movies where you see a chick fucking a dude or dudes but she’s either obviously somewhere else in her head or giving more attention to the camera than the cock. Not this movie man…we’re talking scene after scene of chicks who love cocks and let that love literally pour out all over the screen when you’re watching.

A veritable smorgasboard of orgiastic debauchery unfolds in four fuck-filled (and I mean filled) scenes. These chicks are happy to go solo or with other chicks gobbling down and fucking every cock put in front of them, and man, you can tell from the smiles and entranced with cock looks in their eyes as they yell out orgasm after orgasm while sampling cock in each and every hole available.

Free 4 All 3 was a hot slut-filled wet watch and gets a rock hard rockin five cocks-up.

If you enjoy watching cum ooze out of recently invaded poo places then this is the movie for you! These women in colored knee-highs get anally invaded then push out the goo instead of the poo! One girl enjoys it so much she can’t wait to lay beneath her friend’s ass who proceeds to shoot it down into her mouth for a cum shower to drink down! A delightful tasty treat for all!

5 hardcore anal scenes, fillin’ evry hole with warm oozing jizz! Nut In The Butt 2 is a must have for a those lovers of the cream pie! Hot ass bitches on their knees ready to recieve hard cock and warm cum in their tight anal fuck hole!

All aboard, this bus is going downtown and you will want to keep your hands inside the windows at all times. See what the bus drops off in Bus Droppers. When the seat belts come off and the door opens you never know who will be coming on to join you for the ride of her life!

Hot young teens, fresh and tight, awaiting hard cock to pound their wet cunts ’til they scream!! 5 dripping wet scenes with sexy girls that are ready for some hard sucking and fucking action! Nothing will get you blowin’  your load faster than these girls get dropped!

Who says that black oppression is dead? After watching this I figure that the black man is as oppressed as he’s always been. I mean jesus dude, sure these more than mature mamas are a lot hotter than my granny, but still it would cost more than any porn company would offer to get me to fuck one of them. Maybe when I’m 65 I will be more into hot old chicks…but probably not.

As far as action goes you don’t get ripped off…six hardcore raunchy sex scenes as these mature nymphos have their way with one black fuckstick after another. Thankfully a couple of the chicks are more in the MILF range than the granny range (maybe they were such sluts and passed on the slut gene so that they could be grannies when they were in their 30’s)
This movie wasn’t really my bag so it didn’t lessen the load in my bag but if you dig the older chicks it’s worth checking out. Grannies Who Suck Black Cock and Eat Cum 2 gets one semi-teased cock-up for the intensity of some of the scenes.

Ahhhh English sluts…It’s been too long since I’ve gotten to see one in all out action and if I’ve told you once I’ve told you all a zillion times…’If you want a full-on out there slut…go english’, they’re used to just laying back and thinking of the queen while the average lame limey pumps away till he cums and then goes to sleep…so when they get one of us planting the American Flag in their fertile English Valleys, they go nympho-nuts.  Happily many porn producers have discovered this and many more of our porn movies are having these positively scrumptious tarts served up to us for our porn pleasure.  Rock Hard 6 is one of these and another series where is this is indicative of the series itself then I betcha that numbers one through five and anything after this are well worth watching too.

There is not a lot of structure in Rock Hard 6 but hey who the hell cares when the structures that they do have are perfect blendings of big bouncy tits, and curvaceous thighs framing pink and perfect pussies and bordering lovely asses that you just want to dive right into.  These are pornbabes that have had enough slut action in their lives that they really enjoy the huge cocks that get fed into all of their holes and take great pleasure with cocks that many other porn performers would probably flee in terror from.  One cock, Two cocks, more….they have no problems with taking on all cummers with a cheery old the more the merrier attitude.  This is an awesome movie guaranteed to give you hours and hours of jackoff pleasure watching it over and over again and Rock Hard 6 gets full marks with five hard rocking cocks-up.