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She’s a hot blonde mega pornstar with a sexy English accent, a voracious appetite for cock and an uninhibited nature that magnifies on-screen sending out wave after wave of sensuality and lust, evoking powerful passions that will make your cock hard as a rock.  I’ve seen Hannah Harper in several flicks before this one (Hannah Harper AKA Filthy Whore), and I always enjoy her cock-hungry scenes, cos she sucks and fucks with everything she’s got and that natural intensity totally turns me on.

Five scenes of pulsating pleasure give us plenty of incredible sex to jack-it to as Hannah Harper gets down and dirty in the most sluttariffic ways imaginable taking tongue in her ass, deep-throating big thick dick before spreading her long legs wide and sliding each throbbing member between her tasty pink folds and deep inside her hot, wet, inviting pussy.   Halfway through this flick, Hannah gets into a super-wet and super-exciting threesome scene with another slutty babe and one lucky well-hung dude who gets to fuck both these nymphos hard and deep and long.  If you’ve seen Hannah Harper in pornos before, then you’ll already know that this flick is gonna be totally worth your time, and if you’re new to Hannah’s work, this is an excellent starting point that shows off every aspect of her totally slutty nature.  You can’t help but jack it as you listen to her dirty but oh so sexy accented voice while she gets banged in every hole til her cum is dripping from her delicious pink pussy.  Hannah Harper AKA Filthy Whore totally delivers and gets a throbbing four cocks-up.

I have never heard of Jody Moore before now and I still don’t know who the fuck she is other than I can say with some validity after watching this that she is without a doubt one of the dumbest bimbos in the Universe and I’m sure that she would be hard pressed to explain the difference between juicy-fruit non-bubble bubblegum and hubba-bubba bubblegum. Sure the premise of having a purpose for existing beats the hell out of having no purpose, but sex and orgasms as a purpose isn’t something that people need to be talked into. That’s like trying to make a cult of five year olds who believe that candy tastes good and Santa is cool.

Stories do not belong in porn…this includes short stories, or any other dramatic montage to prove a point…the only point that porn movies need to prove is the point that we all already know…sex rocks! Stories when they do appear in porn especially do not need to waste my time that could be spent jacking my meat with introductions and narrations. Yet Jody Moore Explains The Universe insists on doing this over and over, interspersing the movie with only mediocre sex and actresses who at times look like they’re not even there…maybe their minds are busy trying to figure out whose bedpost they left their chewing gum on last night.

Overall Jody Moore Explains The Universe is a total waste of time and maybe after this Jody Moore chick gets her head out of her ass she can explain Uranus.

Zero cocks-up for Jody Moore Explains The Universe.

Thank you Dairy Queen for giving us the term double dipping, or was it fundip candy that gave that to us?…anyways, whichever it was, the term invokes the images of summertime enjoyment and relief.  The double dipping in Double Dip Her also gives us a hell of a lot of images of enjoyment and relief.  The nasty slut factor of the chicks in this movie is off the meter as they show their eagerness to go down on these double dipped cones and the heat factor in this movie is just as off the meter as they are.

As I said a zillion times, and as anyone who watches porn knows, the secret to hot porn is in the sluttiness of the chicks.  Female porn actresses come in three categories…first you get the junkies, alcoholics and asians who will do anything for a buck (yknow sucky sucky five dollar… ?).  Then you have the stupid airheads who can’t do anything else with their head so they may as well get paid to be skull-fucked on film…then of course you have the true sluts who are doing what they love doing most (having sex and lots of it) and getting paid for it. Double Dip Her is completely stacked (just like the chicks in it) completely with the true slut kind of actress.  In scene after scene these chicks show how much they love cock as they swallow it in each and every orifice that they can, and then do a round robin as the cock circles back into each of the holes again…atm squared baby.  Double Dip Her is phenomenal jack-off material, gets a solid four out of five cocks-up, and I will keep my eyes open in hopes that it’s a series.

this brunettes 2 holes are getting stuffed with cock her tight pussy hole and her mouth hole. she sucks on a dick and gets fucked by another. One jerks off and cums all over her face while the other fucks her some more. Then he comes to her face and cums giving her a hick facial.

For decades adultery has been a common storyline used in porn.  Illustrating the darker side of human nature, the betrayal we’re capable of when lust and passion spark together into illicit affairs of the heart and mind, these pornos usually go out of their way to show you just how fucking hot that ’straying’ can be, and Dark Deception is no exception.  Many women blame porn for the disintegration of their marriage, cos their hubby watches porn so he must be a pervert and not want to be with her.. but cos she’s being a total priss like that, he then goes off and finds some new pussy who won’t nag him for just being a guy who likes to get his rocks off to sordid pictures and videos.  Women so frequently create their own dramas.

Dark Deception spins its tale through five scenes of hardcore fucking from some industry old-timers along with some sexy newcomers to the scene.  Connoisseurs of porn will recognize old-hat Randy Spears, renowned for his big cock and longevity, he gets to fuck a couple hot babes in this flick, showing us once again why he’s one of the top male porn performers of all time.  Blondes, brunettes, fine asses, sweet juicy tits and hard bellies make up the rest of the cast as each scene becomes more climactic than the last, the sex is super hot, the chemistry between the actors and actresses works just right as they lead us thru this tale of seduction, deception and frenzied fuck sessions that give you plenty of hardcore graphic material to shoot your load to.   Though Dark Deception was one of those movies with a storyline, I did enjoy this flick and it gets a solid three cocks-up for some more than worthy jack-off sessions.

This petite little squirter won AVN’s Starlet of the Year! And you’ll see why when she fucks like a rabbit, sucks like a vacuum cleaner and squirts like a fire hydrant! She’s everything you can imagine and she brings her friends along just to drive home the point… Cytherea is the cream of all squirters and Cytherea Squirts is the cream of all squirt films!

Three of the wettest, thirst quenching scenes ever! Take this orgasmic plunge in to the squirrting kingdom where Cytherea is queen of the super soaking team! So go get your swim suit and take a dip into the squirting star series Cytherea Squirts!

Cum Swingers is a sploogetastically cum soaked orgasmic odyssey into the world of slut-filled sex. If cheaply produced porn had such a thing as a casting agent, the dude who picked these chicks should be highly commended and rewarded for knowing true sluttiness when he sees it. While the opening minutes of each scene show us that these chicks can’t act worth shit, the rest of the movie shows us that they can fuck and suck like true pros.

Cum Swingers is one of those rare porn movies that leave you wanting more even after it’s finished, and I’m willing to bet that if your thumb hits the fast forward button it’s only by accident as you’re having a little seizure of pleasure while jacking it to this movie.

Even though it does leave you wanting more, Cum Swingers’ three sextastic scenes are definitely filled with enough action to satisfy you. Two chicks enjoying each other, sharing a dude, getting fucked by a couple dudes, group scenes, creampies, facials, anal pounding…it’s all here man.

Cum Swingers gets a rare five cocks-up!!!!!

this brunettes 2 holes are getting stuffed with cock her tight pussy hole and her mouth hole. she sucks on a dick and gets fucked by another. One jerks off and cums all over her face while the other fucks her some more. Then he comes to her face and cums giving her a hick facial.

People often speak of teens today saying that all these teens want to do nowadays is get high.  Well the teens in The Hi Teen Club 9 aren’t doing any drugs but they sure as hell experience and share ecstasy with the lucky guys that get to experience their frosted slutty charms.  Usually I find an experienced milf to be hotter than any less experienced 18 year old porn actress but like with anything else in life that people do, a lot of enthusiasm can make up for only a little experience and when it comes to enthusiastic sex I have seen very few movies that hold a candle to The Hi Teen Club 9.

The hot Teen sluts in this movie are certainly motivated enough to be part of an upcumming generation that takes the world by storm….they at least certainly know how to get ahead and how to give a head with five scenes of intense slutty action pounding their way across the screen at you.  The sex is superb and you have to marvel at the natural cock skills that these babes have, If they stick with porn we are definitely looking at the next generation of porn superstars when we get to see movies like The Hi Teen Club 9.  This is one of the things I love about series porn (when it’s good), you end up with bonus jackoff material cos the next time you’re looking for something hot to watch you can say “huh…such and such number whatever was fucking hot…I should check out another of those ones.”  Four High Riding cocks-up for the club of The Hi Teen Club 9.

Much of reviewing porn is like a dream job, but most of watching Chunky Pool Party is a big yawn…with my mouth open a lot bigger than these chicks mouths were. Once again, like in Chunky Cheerleaders none of the B’s in BBW applies to beautiful for any of these chicks. First off this movie lies…it says pool PARTY. We get four scenes of one-on-one action with ugly or plain chicks that for the most part look bored out of their heads, or as though they are waiting for the $50 so they can go score their Hostess cupcakes.

Don’t get me wrong, BBW sluts are fucking hot if one of the B’s stands for Beautiful. Expressions like ‘more cushion for the pushin’ and ‘more bounce to the ounce’ don’t come from nowhere, but Chunky Pool Party falls far short of any of these expectations. The only chick in it who really seems into fucking looks like she also has three grandchildren and hopefully they grow up to be better looking than her.

A while ago I reviewed Chubby Chasers 2, if you like watching curvy cum queens, watch it, enjoy it and one day soon I will have another cumtastic BBW flick reviewed for you to enjoy.

Chunky Pool Party gets a flaccid one cock-up because my mama always told me that you should be nice to fat people or they will eat you.

Jam-packed with ten scenes of foot lusting and fucking, Toe Jam 2 gives us an action-packed glimpse into the kinkiness of foot fetish. I’m not sure how these whackjobs can handle having stinky smelly feet shoved in their mouths…but they totally look like they’re enjoying their fantasy, so I guess it works.

You’ve got blondes, brunettes, MILF, young babes, all hot sluts who want their toes sucked and there’s more sole-sucking than in any horror movie I’ve ever seen, and enough sole food to put Little Jamaica to shame. We do get to see some pussy pounding in every scene…getting their toes sucked seems to make these crazy sluts ultra-horny and dripping wet.

After watching all ten scenes of Toe Jam 2 I still don’t get why sucking toes is hot but if it gets chicks as wet as these sluts, serve me up some of that sole food. Toe Jam 2 gets a toeriffic two and a half cocks-up.

Eurosluts are doing what they do best—sucking cock, gargling cum, and getting fucked long and hard up their tight Slavic sluts and winking brown eyes. There are blondes, brunettes, and redheads, all young, all natural, and most importantly—all filthy. Just the kind of barely legal babes The Whackman needs. They’re Legal Skin 14!

Bruno helps the cute faced brunette Amanda out of her top to suck her perky fake tits. Amanda drops down to energetically mouth his manhood. They move into the kitchen for Bruno to return to working Amanda over orally and to fuck her missionary style on the kitchen table. He moves in to plug her ass from behind and to spoon it before letting Amanda boss him up to a nice pop on her face.

A blonde who oozes sex named Nikky Blond starts out the second scene dancing in a cage for James while he meets with a lanky brunette Mya Diamond. James’s cock ends up in Mya’s mouth. Nikky quits dancing to help and moves down to eat Mya’s muff while Mya works on James. James nails Mya from behind, and then Nikky takes a turn. The girls trade back and forth, but the next time Nikky gets her turn she has James penetrate her ass while Mya sits on his face. Nikky sucks her ass off his cock shortly before they share a facial.

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A milf looking slut named Mandy Bright and her man Frank get it on after he gives her a beautiful ring as a present. They kiss before Frank works his mouth across Mandy’s fantastic body, followed by Mandy demonstrating her boring blow job skills. Mandy lays back for Frank to start drilling her cunt, and then gets up for a reverse cowgirl anal ride. They finish up with a little anal doggy before Mandy takes a facial with a smile on her face.

Two cute looking tramps named Jennifer and Dorina get it on at their workplace next. They slowly strip each other down as they work each other over orally. First Jennifer gets tongued and then has Dorina turn around so that she can eat her in return. They work in a little finger play as well, and kiss a bit before heading upstairs where the toys are. Once again Jennifer receives first, but it’s the Dorina who takes things all the way with a dildo in her ass. The whores finish things up with a bit of kissing.

An okay looking dirty blond named Judy shows her gratitude to Nick and Lauro as best she knows after they find her ring. She works her mouth between Nick and Lauro’s cocks before letting Lauro work his way behind her to warm up her cookie and ass with his tongue and fingers. Lauro moves on to rail her from behind, and takes a few breaks to tongue her a bit more before they move to the couch in another room for her to getting analized with Nick in reverse cowgirl style. They give Judy a dp before giving her a facial splash.

In Legal Skin 14, there are no ugly members in the cast—and they don’t waste too much time messing around with the lightweight plot. Although European stars trying to speak English isn’t always a good thing, the sex is. Most of the girls get into it pretty well, and they are not afraid to take a little anal action. Despite a few audio problems, this flick had The Whackman leak out 6 monstrous loads.

His car broke down? He needed a place to stay overnight? How could he have predicted the erotic and forbidden night that lay ahead… it?s Nineteen 36.

Syren has about B-cup size tits and brown hair. In her scene, she plays a farmer’s daughter who takes a roll in the hay with a visiting man. Syren sucks his cock like a beginner, never taking her mouth off it. She gets fingers in her cunt and ass and moans irritatingly while getting eaten out. After some missionary, doggystyle is next and there is hay all over them. In cowgirl Syren’s ass is red from being slapped. She receives a below-average pop on the right side of her face and gives a little post-head. The Whackman yawned.

Cherry Rain (she goes by Rain here) is a petite brunette, maybe even red-head, with about A-cup tits. This scene takes place on a subway car with a voyeur woman watching Rain and her boyfriend do their thing. Rain gives a subpar blowjob?the slut doesn’t really try. They get into reverse cowgirl and there are annoying shots of the voyeur when they should focus on the sex?that?s the fuckin director?s bad. Rain whimpers sweetly throughout the scene. The action moves to doggy and then missionary. Rain takes a small pop on her chin which rolls onto her chest.

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This ?behind the scenes? themed scene is pretty lame. The BTS footage did make for some nice shots of Dominika’s pussy during a photo shoot, and Aurora Snow also showed up. When the scene finally gets to the sex, Dominika is in a jacuzzi. She gets doggy action, then some cowgirl on the side of the jacuzzi. Then doggy anal?The Whackman loves foreign chicks’ willingness to do anal. She gets a chinshot which drops down and sticks to her neck.

The final scene starts off with a story about Vietnam, leading up to a POW-themed story. This dude is a POW in Vietnam and is being guarded by a guard in a tent. He has a dream that the guard turns into a woman, who is Julie, a redhead with puffy nipples and a shaved pussy. Julie gives a decent blowjob, then the action moves a long missionary scene. Finally, they switch to cowgirl and Julie’s ass jiggles quite nicely. The scene finishes with doggy, and she gets the weakest cumshot? more like cum drizzle.

Nineteen 36 is an average flick that didn?t do much for The Whackman. Average sex, average looking women, below average pops ? it was a waste of a fuckin Saturday. In the 36^th installment of the series, The Whackman would think Dane would get this shit right by now, but what the fuck ever? only 2 meaningless shots were fired in a disappointing manner.

Woohoo….Easter’s coming! If you’re like me I know what your favorite part of easter is (other than getting to see Charlton Heston be Moses every year) …the coolest thing about easter is the chocolate bunnies. This movie is filled with chocolate bunnies, and between now and easter, we’ll look at a few of these steamy sweet cream-filled chocolate movies.

These Jamaican jiggaboo jungle-bunnies show us why so many people cum to the Caribbean…butts, boobs, and buds. My problem with this flick is that we all know that in the Caribbean they have these awesome party places, like Club Hedonism with far out and kinky group action where, unlike in this movie, the chicks happily take multiple cocks and multiple loads…why the hell isn’t that happening in this movie? I mean they’re hot enough and all, but unfortunately the movie is not as hot as hot chocolate can be…give me that stuff that scolds the roof of my mouth.

Afro Caribbean Style gets a disappointing two cocks-up, but keep your eyes open cos more chocolate bunnies will cum your way over the next couple weeks.

P.O.V. Movies…stands for Point Of View; meaning that if you have a super imagination or if you’re riding the magic carpet ride on a quad of lsd, you can pretend that or view the movie as if you are the guy getting his cock sucked or slamming the chick in the scene.? Perhaps I don’t have enough imagination to properly appreciate this formula, or maybe it’s just that this style of movie-making is in it’s infancy and as tech improves and we one day end up with first-hand sensory movie watching this will be all the rave.? For the time being though I think POV falls short of it’s goals (through no fault of it’s own) but if it’s good enough to get us off then that’s really all that counts…and it is.

The big saving grace for Amazing POV Sluts 2 is that the chicks in it are sluts indeed who obviously love sex and crave cock which of course guarantees this movie as cum-worthy viewing time.? The hottest scene both literally and figuratively comes to you fast as the second chick in this movie gets down in some hot outdoor action with the sun highlighting some fantastic tits that sway and bounce away as she gets banged hard.? Really I guess all the scenes are hot, but to me there is just something missing with this style…maybe it wouldn’t feel as awkward watching it if they had two or three chicks per scene.? Overall though, not bad… Amazing POV Sluts 2 made me cum and gets three rock-steady cock-up.