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Lovely Luscious Labia Licking Lesbians in Langurous Lovefest…say that 10 times fast and your tongue wont be as twisted as it would pleasuring these wild chicks…Indoors, Outdoors, these scenes fill all of these chicks doors and you know that they arent total lesbos cos they’re actually hot

Four Fuck Filled Fantastmic scenes of pussy pumping, labia licking, finger fucking, strapon sucking, superslut fucking orgasmic extremes man. The intensity of the four finger fucking with the three chicks ending in a super squirt session itself makes it worth the price of admission for this one.
Chick Flick 2 gets a full on four cocks up….these chicks go for it all the way.

The Grannies are back in blackland 2 and they are coming for hard cock! These hot grandmas need a vigorous pounding and they know who carries the business!!! These grannies have quicKly learned once you go black you never go back!

The Whackman is hungry for a piece of chunky pizza pie… These thick sluts are serving it up nice and hot, so The Whackman’s cannoli is out for these pudgy piglets to enjoy. It’s a Chunky Pizza Party…fuhgedaboutit!

Juan has Teryn, a chunky brunette with a bad haircut and some decent glasses, say hello to his little friend. She engulfs his cock and breaks out her big fat titties. Juan fingers her pussy and slaps her ass before fucking her bald beaver from behind. He has Teryn suck her juices off his cock before she lies back for some missionary work. Teryn rides Juan cowgirl style, before turning around so Juan can drill her in doggystyle again. She moves to the floor for pile driving before Juan gives her an okay facial.

La Nena, a heavily tattooed Latino with a bit of meat on her bones, shows up at the hot tub Guy is decorating with candles to say goodbye before she heads to her last pizza party. She goes after Guy’s cock orally as he admires her ample ass. La Nena moves up to ride Guy cowgirl style before he picks her up and sets her down to fuck her missionary style. They keep it going with a bit of doggy and reverse cowgirl before Guy gives La Nena a decent facial.

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Mastermind Lena gets it on with chunky Teryn on the couch in a girl on girl scene. They passionately kiss while stripping each other down so Lena can suck Teryn’s tits. Lena loses her pants as well so Teryn can tongue her twat. Lena hands her a purple dildo to help work her over, and then trades places with Teryn so she can reciprocate. She eats Teryn’s twat before breaking out the toys and putting them to work on Teryn’s twat. Lena lets Teryn suck it clean, before climbing back on her tongue and letting Teryn fuck her pussy with another toy. Lena lets go with a good orgasm at the hands of Teryn’s toy and tongue, and after a little more pumping, they share a passionate kiss over the dildo.

Gia starts out the final scene gobbling Juan’s knob on a bed. He grabs her hair to make sure she takes his cock into her throat far enough and makes sure to slap and suck her big fat titties before turning around to eat her pussy while fucking her face. Juan pile drives Gia’s pussy and pulverizes it missionary style while also mixing in a bit more oral action. He also gives it to her in doggy before having Gia ride him in both cowgirls. After more missionary and doggy, and Gia finishes Juan off with her tits and mouth until he explodes on her face.

Chunky Pizza Party is fun and amusing! The plot stays simple and has enough substance to set things up, while giving a few chuckles. Yes, there are a few minor problems like only having half the chicks being chunky and the audio disappearing for most of La Nena’s scene, but Chunky Pizza Party gave The Whackman such a feeling of people just screwing around and having fun that The Whackman didn’t have much of a problem looking past it. It isn’t perfect, but it still drew out 4 squirts of love potion from Yours Truly.

Okay this is an awesome movie with a case of a mixed-up title…these sluts do not so much tame cock as get tamed by it like a lioness getting trained by the lion tamer’s whip. These are chicks who love cock and get treated to an abundance of it giving them a chance to demonstrate to us that they are happy to take it in any and every hole and totally dig shooting the splooge.

Five splattertastic scenes of extreme slutty action explode on your screen and your senses, cos these chicks, either on their own or paired up for a dynaslut duo of dick decadence push the limits of hardcore action as well as the limits of their orifices…double mouth fucking, double pussy, double penetration…like double everything dude, if you like seeing slut action at its finest, check this one out.

Cock tamers gets a very untame four cocks-up.

Screwing your high school teacher can sure guarantee the highest possible grade… See some girls that love homework, especially when it’s ten inches long! Let’s see the whores who can actually say, “I Fucked My High School Teacher 2”.

A sexy blonde named Sugarcane is a sexy 19 year old who has a bangin body. After stripping down and showing us her great package, Mr. Cheeks dives right into her pussy with his tongue and fingers and then she wraps her mouth around his manhood to reciprocate. Then they 69 and The Whackman doesn’t blame him fro wanting to dip into that cunt again. Sugarcane hops on top of him in cowgirl and gets that pussy worn and torn before getting doggy rammed and her tits get creamed on.

An auburn haired slut named Reese takes her top off and shows her fuckable looking body off to the camera and then Mr. Cheeks pops his cock into her mouth shortly after. He then eats her out before having her ride him in reverse cowgirl. Reese turns around and continues to get her cunt uppercutted before getting into doggystyle. Mr. Cheeks squirts her with cum in the back of her throat and she gags a bit before spitting it all over his cock.

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A European brunette named Alice goes through the same motions of a brief interview before stripping down and showing her unporportioned body—it was nice, but it wasn’t bangin. Alice gets on her knees to boss up Mr. Cheeks’ cock, but she can’t take it too deep. She plays with herself a bit on the solo before Mr. Cheeks returns to the screen to taste her fruit. They get into a long and dragging missionary fuck before she finally hops on top to ride him in cowgirl. Doggystyle is the final position until he fires a load in her mouth.

A below average looking chick named Sinstar closes the show by showing her body off while getting interviewed. Her body is average – her ass is definitely her moneymaker. She stands with her back turned and bent over while Mr. Cheeks licks her ass and pussy a little. Then she gets on her knees to give a good blowjob, utilizing her hands and mouth really well. Sinstar lies on her back to get her shaved worn out snatch feasted on before shoving his cock back into her mouth. She rides him in cowgirl and her pussy juice drips all over his cock. She finishes him off in doggy and takes his man juice all over her chest.

I Fucked My High School Teacher 2 is not what The Whackman expected – there was no incorporation of the title. It should have been called “Boring is as Boring Does” because there was no teacher-to-student relation/storyline at all. The setting fucking sucked and the camera work made it look like a home movie – the cameraman would shake all over the place or stay in one angle too long. The broads were all fuckable with the exception of Sinstar, but it was outright boring. It was very amateurish in how the director and talent would guide each other – only 2 miserable loads were fired off by The Whackman.

This is one call girl cock-banging that will make you call out when you cum. Sure the chicks could be hotter but the variety and vivacious sexuality more than makes up the balance in beauty and overloads it with orgasmic energy to spare. I mean hell, next time I think about going to the bar to get laid, instead of spending the money on some stupid bitch who might not know how to give head later I wish I could call an agency like this and get such professional service…since just watching it these chicks made me shoot such a heavy load, I can only imagine what they could do in real life.

Sure the idea of calling out for sex is old…it’s probably been around since Alexander Graham Bell gave the second phone he created to his mistress but the heat and sexuality in Charlie Zipless more than make up for the lack of originality in the storyline and title.

Not only do these chicks obviously love cock and get off on being in front of the camera to show their sluttiness but one of the hottest scenes also has some girl-on-girl action that’s good enough for a jack-off session in itself.

All in all, Charlie Zipless is a very solid movie that gives a solid erection and a solid cumshot and gets four solid cocks-up.

Maybe I just live in a totally social conscious town, or watch too many other tv stations instead of Fox, but all I’ve heard about the last week has been Earth Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree the earth is all far-out, hip, groovy and happening…and if I saw Mother Nature I would not hesitate to let her have a taste of my cock before I plowed it into her. What more respect for the earth could anybody expect from me? But I would like to use this porn review as a chance to bring out a movie to remind us that the earth isn’t the only far-out groovy thing to celebrate, and that we can also enjoy the glory of a full moon.

In porn, just like in life, there are two sets of sluts…first you have your cock and pussy and tit loving, ball sucking fuck-me fuck-me basic slut. Then you have the chicks in this movie…which is your basic slut plus the eagerness to take it in every hole as well as getting more than one filled at the same time…the super-sluts around which so many intense splooge sessions for serious jackers revolve.

Three cheers for the chicks in All About Ass 2. Since I’m doing this review as a ‘Moon Day’ review I must say this is the most awesome movie to do it to.

Four scenes to jam out to while you watch these super-sluts in action. They do not hesitate to use these cocks in any way that they can, and go totally crazy loud while they explode in hole filled orgasm after hole filled orgasm until finally they get to show us that their love for cum is equal to their love for cock.

All About Ass 2 highlights ass action at its finest, gets four cocks-up and the recommendation that you don’t forget about the Moon in all the hub-bub about Earth Day, and make sure you get some anal action tonight.

Sluts who like two cocks in them are the name of the game with Double Dipped.  Yknow how some babes just don’t seem satisfied with a cock only in their pussy?  Well these bodacious sluts have got the answer to that problem…take one in your ass too!  Seems simple enough but so many chicks just can’t handle the double dipping so you have to find the right kind of super slut who’ll gobble up the manmeat in every single hole.

Double Dipped hits gold with a bevy of open-wide cock-sluts featured in four scorching scenes of double penetration bliss.  Naturally the sluttiest sluts of them all are the ebony babes who love getting their booty’s slammed hard with thick powerful cock, and they exude this passion on screen throughout Double Dipped. Each scene heats up from the previous one until we get treated to some double dipping action with two chicks and a guy.  How’s that work you ask?  That’s where the sweet ass strap-on comes into play and boy does this babe know how to work.  All in all Double Dipped is a hot sexy flick that will give you the action you crave and make your cock work double time to keep up.  Double Dipped gets a fucktastic four cocks-up for some totally intense jack-off material.

Meet Chrissy, The Campus Slut. She is a freshman and has just pledged the Pi Pi Sorority. Lucky Chrissy gets Kelly to be her big sister and will be in charge of her pledge training. What’s a big sister to do but make sure this little freshman gets properly acquainted to the Greek life. And that means sucking and fucking every fraternity man she can find.

Is state college ready for this slut and her man eating sexual athlete? All I can say is there better be alot of sperm ready cause this little cum guzzler can chug a keg’s worth of cum. 5 hot scenes full of young college girls ready for sucking and hard fucking.

Trisha lets loose

What can I say…? Slutterfuckingrifick !!! These chicks are like totally out of control. Ferociusly fucked by 2, 3, even four dudes and I mean ferocious man….Only three scenes long but freakin intense enough to make up for it and hey time flies when you’re having fun and these chicks are having some majorly orgasmic fun.

The climbing intensity in the first two scenes is followed by a mind blowing finale and if you havent already blown your load then your cock will blow too man…Like this british chick shows us why those sassy english women are known to be such super-ultra sluts. This big-breasted babe gets banged in every hole begging for her “arse” to be taken deeper and harder and like dude, her neighbors and everyone a mile around must be able to hear this chick going at it until finally she takes these huge loads all over her face and maybe its just my liberty-loving American nature but nothing looks as good as a British Slut with cum all over her.

If you’re digging some intense slut action this one gets three cocks up, production could be better but you will get off cos the heat comes across from these nasty nymphos no matter what.

Man I bet lots of chicks got some awesome fuck toys from the fat man this christmas (I dont mean Ron Jeremy) and are putting on some awesome shows for their men. Now these chicks in Toyz 4 Twats may not all be beauty queens but I guess thats why they are so into their toys and like wow they totally groove the move with their tech-tuna toyz to some noisy and ultra wet orgasms.

Also dudes, although it may not be the hottest movie I’ve reviewed…one bonus to these toy movies is you can watch them with your chick who may not otherwise watch porn. “Hey honey I was sent this movie cos frank at work is getting one of these for his wife to add some spice and this is what it does…check this out” Your chick watches it, sees these sluts going nuts with their toys and voila your chick will then maybe dig porn and definitely want some toys to put on shows for you. Not a strong rating with only 2 cocks up rating but like any slut it does have it’s uses.