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One of the greatest writers, pioneers and producers of all time who helped forge television viewing into what we have today as well as breaking many of the barriers of the times he lived in was Stirling Silliphant who created the edgy 60’s TV adventure drama Route 66…that famous Inter-America epic highway that is immortalized through song, film and the many many people who travelled it just to say they could. I bet Stirling wishes he could’ve lived long enough to have made this movie and broken some more barriers with this version of a trip down Route 66.

The heat factor is a constant in Pleasure Highway whether it’s the hotness of the babes or the heat pounding on them as they get pounded. But the variety of shapes and actions guarantee something for everyone. The first scene has some of the sweetest big natural tits you’ve ever seen as the chick gets thoroughly pounded in a super hot outdoor scene followed by some hot chick-on-chick action where for the viewer who prefers a little less meat on the breasts gets treated to some lithe lean lesbian licking.

The heat and intensity keep up for the rest of the movie with a steady temperature that will blow your load as well as some awesome scenery while you recharge for a second session.

Four cocks-up for Pleasure Highway.

The only thing better than fucking a lovely Euro Legal Skin girl, is fucking two of them at once. We even stick a big dick in their tight little asses. These girls just love to get DP’ed, girls this hot should be illegal, but they’re not. It’s Legal Skin 13!

When Andy’s dealing with Frank over some diamonds stalls out, he directs her to the fringe bonus in his pants. She’s happy to consider it and bends over to take a closer look before taking it into her mouth. Andy sucks it as the front of her dress falls down with Frank standing in front of her, and then lets him help pull it off her so he can tongue and finger her holes. Frank moves on to nail Andy’s pussy missionary style before bending her over to fuck her ass from behind while she holds a pocket rocket on her clit. Her toy disappears most of the time while she gives Frank some reverse cowgirl anal action, and Andy finishes things up taking a nice facial.

Brunette Vanessa gets it on with dirty blonde Mary when she finds Mary’s dildo after having her do her hair. They explore each other’s tits before Mary drops down to kiss her way around Vanessa’s panties. She pulls them aside to get at Vanessa’s bald beaver before striping down and turning around so that Vanessa can return the favor. The toys come out, with Vanessa taking a decent sized pink one in her twat, while Mary takes a smaller blue one that comes with anal beads in both holes. The sluts finish up with a nice kiss.

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While waiting for their appointment, Silvy and Liz read a porno mag. They pass a little time by asking James whether he thinks the girls in the magazine have a better rack or them. This naturally leads to plenty of kissing, disrobing, and oral sex. Although Silvy starts out groping James, it’s Liz who sucks his cock first. James moves on to eat Silvy from behind while she kisses Liz, and then to fuck her. Liz lays back for him to give it to her missionary style while Silvy watches and caresses her before letting him spoon her ass. The girls share an impressive pop across their faces.

When Mike is sent to check on why the car alarm is going off, he finds extremely cute dirty blonde maid Victoria waiting for him. She gives him a little story, and then when he moves to head back up she grabs his arm to get him to stay and leans over to suck his cock. He repays her by tonguing her twat before taking her straight in the ass. First she takes it from behind, and then in missionary style. Victoria finally finishes things up taking a very nice facial. While Mike gets it on with maid Victoria in the garage, brunette Angel takes on Nick and Bob upstairs. She sucks one before letting him nail her from behind, and then turns her oral attentions towards the other guy. She kicks it up a notch with the other guy first by giving him the first anal in reverse cowgirl, and then they move into a double penetration. Angel lets both guys blast her great natural rack.

Legal Skin 13 is an excellent fuck flick. Every Euroslut here is absolutely sexy and knows how to fuck. There isn’t a bad scene here, but there are a few very minor problems. The editing is a little choppy, but the scenes are still hot enough that at times The Whackman didn’t give a fuck. The plot was also fairly lame and their English sucked; nevertheless, this flick earned all 8 massive loads from The Whackman. If they would just shut the fuck up and get down to business, this may have been a flawless movie.

Blame it on Rio meets the Loveboat, meets Fantasy Island mixed with a swinger movie equals Fling. This movie reminds me of those stories in a Penthouse Forum column. Now generally one would assume that you would be pretty pissed off to get to your vacation hideaway and find that not just one, but two other couples also have it rented at that exact same time…cell phones would be opening, travel companies would be getting an earful, but these liberal lovers opt for pragmatism and sharing their holiday and horniness with each other.

If you are looking for a down and dirty fuckfest with ultra-sluts doing what they do best…Fling is not for you. But if you’re looking for some nice non-threatening couples porn to add a little zing, it’s probably not a bad choice. Sure, the dialogue is laughable and almost as unbelievable as the swinger type pragmatism of these three couples, is the odds of the three wives/girlfriends all looking like fashion model wannabes or even *gasp* porn models…

The sex is energetic and enthusiastic but lacking in any kink or over-the-top sluttiness, although it does end off with a pretty awesome orgy, and I’m sure that these couples will probably hook up for future vacations.

Fling gets three cocks-up but is something I would definitely recommend as a ‘nice’ couples movie.

Okay now usually a fever is a bad thing…but for eight times running Nymph Fever 8 shows us that this fever, like the one that Nat King Cole sung of is the kind of fever you want in the morning and all through the night.  It’s a shame that guys with frigid wives and girlfriends couldn’t bring their women around these sluts and have the fever be catching…ahhh what a wet and wonderful world it would be.  Like seriously in my opinion the people who say that Nymphomania is a disease or illness that should be treated as such should be fucking shot in front of a firing squad…and as for the nymphos in question I have my own special gun to shoot them with too…over and over and over again.

Often these somewhat glossier more ‘pro’ porn movies lose something due to pretentiousness or a misplaced idea of class and style…by going the milf-slut route they totally avoid that pitfall of success and score big with the realism of having nymphomaniacs play nymphomaniacs…aint no slut like a real slut as the saying goes.  The women in Nymph Fever 8 are cock and cum fanatics and act like if they weren’t paid to be in this movie they would gladly pay to be in it just to experience the hot suck and fuck action that they themselves receive and deliver scene after scene.  My biggest problem with this movie is that like soooo many other slut flicks once again they sell these chicks short on what they are capable of.  You get chicks as slutty as this in a movie and you just GOTTA have a gangbang somewhere in it…but they didn’t.  Other than that one issue Nymph Fever 8 is super feverishly hot and well worth watching and jacking to and gets a satisfied four cocks-up.

Summer Olympics are coming, but yknow every Olympics since 1984 the viewing audience and pre-Olympic hype has been dwindling. Some people figure this is a result of social and political unrest throughout the world being mirrored through International events.

Take for example all the bullshit about the Olympics being in China…for Christ’s sakes the Olympics is supposed to be free of political bullshit. Now assume that these people are wrong…then why are less people watching these events ? Answer: Because people nowadays get bored easily and need sensationalism in what they watch. So to save the Olympics for future generations we need to introduce events like this.

Slut versus slut is the name of the game in this display of fellatio skills. I have no idea how they judged it, but by the looks of the lucky dudes who got their cocks sucked none of them had anything to complain about and they all judged it as mighty fine. These babes all gobble cock like it is what they were created for doing, and they enjoy showing off that they have the skills to work more than one fuckstick at a time. The sluttiness of these chicks as they gobble down the sausage is a guaranteed jack-off load waiting to be shot while watching them.

My only complaint with American Cocksuckin Championship 3 is that with this many sluts and all of that cock they could’ve taken it further and had it been a gangbang championship instead.

Four cocks-up for American Cocksuckin Championship 3.

The Black Bad Girls are on the prowl again in their 20th edition, shaking their booty asses and hoping to get some hardcore action with any cock they can find as long as it’s hard and knows how to fuck. I’ve enjoyed a couple of the other movies in this series in the past, so when I saw this, and the promise of even more intense action than the other titles in the series, you can see why I had to check it out.

Those chocolate cum-craving cock-sluts are totally into it all… equipped with five fucktastic scenes of interracial action, plus a little masturbation and a threesome thrown in for good measure, Black Bad Girls 20 has all the ingredients you want for a fuckflick that will get you hard, make you cum, and get you hard again. I wasn’t disappointed at all…the action got hotter with scene after scene getting dirtier and sluttier before culminating in a sordid interracial threesome on the couch.

The negress nympho sluts in this movie are babelicious and can come warm my sausage any day, especially with the cock hunger they show in this movie.

Black Bad Girls 20 was a good flick to jack it to overall, and gets a satisfied three cocks-up. It would have gotten more if there’d been more threesome and group action.

Chubby Chasers…you know the good thing about chasing chubby chicks ? Because they are chubby, you don’t have to chase them very far, and when you catch them nature will take care of getting them to bend over so you can plow it on in. Every sane guy out there that likes porn…likes porn where the chicks have big hooters (just look at the success of the bar Hooters if you need proof). Seemingly fortunately due to advances in plastic cosmetology, big tits are now everywhere…I say seemingly because personally I don’t want to be playing with tits that go squeee squeee when you rub them, like latex. I want the real ones that go ba-ba-boomp ba-ba-boomp and smack you silly in the face. Fortunately Big Boob Chubby Chasers falls completely under the ba-ba-boomp category and is actually a pretty hot movie.

It’s been said that large women have large appetites…the second scene in this movie is by far the hottest and this slut’s sexual appetite is insatiable as she snorfles down on a couple decently hung cocks and rides them to full visual effects as her tits bounce up and down, up and down…the rest of the scenes are fairly standard porn but they still are worth watching simply for the sluttiness and curvaceous natural tits and asses for our appreciation in each scene. Three very solid cocks-up for Big Boob Chubby Chasers and next time you go to diss a chubby chick…save it for the ones with no tits.