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18 models crawl up to the plate with their mouths wide open. How will they stack up against each other in their competition for The Whackman’s pop shot—who will win? The Whackman, of course! The Whackman is in the motherfuckin house, in your mouth, and Down Your Throat, bitches…

Alexa finds Renato in the bathroom looking at some porn. They kiss and Renato explores her while she strokes his cock. Alexa drops to her knees to mouth his manhood while mixing more stroking. They move to a bench and Renato sits down and grabs Alexa’s great ass while getting sucked. Alexa finishes things up with a nice facial that she plays with until the scene fades out.

In a sauna, Pussycat moves up to kiss Timoti’s nipples and lets him give her a little oral nipple love in return. She moves down to suck his cock, breaking only to tease it with her tiny titties. Pussycat takes a watery facial while doing her best baby bird impression.

Brian and Kevin find a lost Monica walking down the street and grab her attention when they each whip out their cock for her. Monica kisses them and lets them suck her tits while stroking them before following them into the backyard. She squats down and gives them some vigorous stroking and sucking. They move around as Monica works them over orally, including moving so that the guys can give Monica a little oral attention. The dudes team up to give Monica’s face a nice double spooge spackling.

When Jenny doesn’t have the money to pay her bill, waiter Kid Man lets her choose between washing dishes or giving him head. She eagerly takes the latter option and pulls his cock out to suck, before letting him take her top down. Jenny goes back to mouthing Kid’s meat from her knees and atop the table and mixes in a bit of her drink while pleasuring Kid. Jenny takes a very happy facial.

Hot blonde Alissa checks out some of the books on Sly’s mantle and the art on his walls and when Sly finally arrives in the room, Alissa wants some wood, and when he comes back with an armload of cut up logs for the fireplace, she slyly squats down to slob his knob before kneeling down to eat him while he sits back in a chair. They get in some sixty-nining before Sly pops in Alissa’s mouth.

Kevin eats sausages while Tiffany watches. Tiffany then greets Timea at the door. Kevin offers Timea a sausage, and when she refuses one off his plate, he undoes his pants to give her one she won’t refuse. Tiffany returns after changing clothes to help Timea, and she works her mouth between Kevin’s goodies and Timea’s tits. The sluts share a nice pop with Tiffany nearly taking it in the eye.

When Tom joins her in the shower, Crystal decides to get a little dirty with him. She drops down to suck his schlong in the tub before letting him sit on the edge outside while she continues to blow him. Finally, Tom gives her a dismal facial to finish things up.

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When Dominic finds Mya in bed, he whips out his cock and puts it in her mouth, as she gets on all fours. She drops to the floor to suck him a bit before getting back on the bed to finish him off. Mya takes a nice facial after diddling herself on the bed.

After some wine, Sophie visits Renato in a vision. He strips her down to taste her tits and admire her ass before letting her suck his cock. Sophie starts out on her knees as he sits back in his chair, and then takes to the chair as he stands next to her. They get into sixty-nine before Sophie finishes things up smiling when Renato decorates her nice, natural tits.

Afrodite crawls around on the floor wearing a Catwoman style outfit while Renato and Sly drink at the bar. They feed her a banana and break out a can of whipped cream and start squirting the whipped cream on her tits and then putting a bit on Sly’s cock first. Then Renato sprays it on his own and lets her work between them. Sly lays back to tongue Afrodite’s pussy while she works her way between them, before the guys give her a nice double facial.

Kelli and Jana play on the bed before Kelli moves down to work on Jana’s bald beaver. Jana returns the favor as Kelli bends over for her before they’re magically joined by Frank. They team up to work on him as he stands before them and lies back on the bed, with Jana going to eat Frank’s ass. Kelli takes Frank’s pop in her mouth and then swaps it down to Jana. They swap it a bit more and kiss before Jana collects the cum on her tits and lets Kelli lick it off.

Cynthia shows off a great natural body as she showers outside and lies next to a pool. When Brian joins her by the pool, she eagerly takes it in her mouth and lets an easy smile break across her face as she strokes it. She works him over a bit more, and finishes things up taking a small pop across her face.

Sarka lathers herself up in the bathtub and after rinsing it off, her fingers work her pussy over. She diddles herself to an orgasm and then gestures Libor to come join her. Sarka energetically sucks his cock with the same enthusiasm she worked herself over, and finishes things taking a small pop in her mouth.

Monika gets right down to business in the penultimate scene. She gets on her knees to suck and stroke Joseph in front of a fireplace. Monika lets her eyes move nicely between Joseph and the camera while she sucks him. She finishes things up with a nice facial, and plays with the cum after it falls from her mouth onto her tits.

When her husband doesn’t wake up, Alexa motions Lauro outside the window to join her. He comes into their bedroom and kisses her on the bed while her husband sleeps beside her. They kiss each other’s nipples before Alexa moves down to suck Lauro’s cock. He lies on the bed next to her husband and she continues to suck and vigorously stroke him, before lying down so that she can eat his ass while he fucks her face. Alexa takes Lauro’s guy goo all over her face and tits while spraying it all over due to some energetic jerking.

Down Your Throat is a nicely done oral flick. Rather than limiting itself to just blowjobs, it nicely mixes in a little oral action for the ladies. It also gives each scene a fun opening and lets the girls play with the cum at the end of the scenes and although The Whackman is not really a fan of oral flicks, but these little touches made all the difference. It helps the scenes feel unique instead of redundant. Yes, there’s some average scenes, but most of them are well above average—Alissa in scene five is the Dime Piece of the flick. The only thing which holds this feature back is the technical aspects, as they’re a bit uneven. Even with those minor problems, these sluts earned the 6 shots fired off from The Whackman’s large member.

Morris Day and The Time meets Spike Jones as “Jungle Love” meets “Jungle Fever”. A lot of black people and politically correct crusaders energetically oppose stereotypes such as saying that if you want some good booty find a black chick…and things like you know why God gave black chicks those big lips…and so on. Well these crusaders should go talk to the chicks in Bangin in da hood 3 and explain to them that they shouldn’t fuck so intensely and suck cock with such skill because they are adding to these stereotypes and black exploitation. But if any of them did I’m sure these talented negress nymphos would corrupt their asses with their talents pretty damn fast.

Some black booty enthusiasts who watch this may be a little disappointed though…I don’t know if you’ve seen the new Harold and Kumar movie but when Kumar is going through the airport and the security guy stops him, Kumar calls it racism and the security guy says he is black as well…to which Kumar replies “Black? I don’t think so, you’re barely mocha.” Such is the case with Bangin in da hood 3. Only one of these sluts has that true ebony hue, but if they aren’t black enough for you just play with the color options and contrast on your monitor until you get them as black as you want.

The sex was outstanding as these were sluts who totally loved cock and knew what they were doing, and for interracial fanboys out there it is a must-see.

Four cocks-up for Bangin In Da Hood 3.

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Man I love POV (Point of View) porn. Like you can get right in at the action it’s almost as good as being there yourself. This awesome movie has 10 totally different amateur babes trying to be the best of the porn best. They totally give it their all, and that shines through in each set.

POV makes it seem like the dick on the monitor is an extension of your own and I totally dig that (it’s sweet that I’m totally better hung than any of the guys in this flick too). Dude these porn sluts go all the way, sucking on big dick, their heads vividly bobbing up and down on screen as they swallow what almost seems to be your own cock. Like these chicks are also total cam ho’s. Their eyes rarely leave the camera giving an almost surreal feel to the whole movie, like I said, it’s almost as good as being there yourself.

Man I swear, you have got to watch this to totally see what I’m talking about. Amateurs totally have the passion to make great porn, and the hot chicks in POV Castin Couch 2 are proof of that. This movie rates a 3.5 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.

Jesus was a killjoy…no matter how you look at it this is a fact.  Take a movie like this one and they call it sin, which to me just looks like a hell of a lot of fun (no pun intended)…All these so called sins are way too extreme when it comes to sexual things…like this whole not coveting your neighbors wife.  Now coveting only means wanting and I don’t think there is a single guy out there who hasn’t had a neighbor with a wife hot enough that he would say “Yeah, I’d do that”.  So I don’t get why they call the action in this movie sinful unless people figure role-playing fantasies are going to get you sent to hell, and in my opinion even though the sex is hot, these people have some pretty low-key fantasies and certainly don’t deserve eternal damnation for acting on them.

I’m not quite sure where they pick their fantasies from…maybe they used up the good ones in Gallery of Sin 1, 2 and 3, but while the sex was hot in each scene, I do have to wonder if people actually do have some of these fantasies, or if the movie makers were just desperate for ideas and looked through a prop trunk…figured what props were cheap, and then manufactured the fantasies based upon that.  I can understand that some gay guys probably have cowboy fantasies, but there is no guy I know of that I’ve ever heard say, “Man I would love to do a cowgirl”  I think most of us realize that the only way you get to do a cowgirl is if you are also a girl.  The idea of a toy-play fantasy from a porn chick just makes me laugh.  Most sluts in porn probably have toychests more full than some spoiled rich little english brat.  Now while I mock these fantasies…I do not mock the sex itself or the hot appeal of the chicks in this movie.  Their love for cock and fucking is evident regardless of the costumes they wear, and once you get past the idiocy of the fantasies (like the karate girl who obviously doesn’t know karate) you’re guaranteed that you’ll get your load off on the sexuality alone.  Three very solid cocks-up for Gallery of Sin 4.

She's got a nice tight snatch and this beautiful slut has some natural titties working great when she rides the dick in the bathtub. She rides up and down and soon is riding dick reverse cowgirl.

How the hell did this series ‘Girls Home Alone’ ever make it to 16?…I thought that the movies Im reviewing were supposed to all be hardcore but then along comes a movie like this that makes me go huh…is this from the playboy channel ? I mean okay, girls being at home and horny and masturbating is cool in most porn cos then some dude or dudes is going to come along and hop in the action and give her the fucking she was craving while shooting their loads all in/on her…very formula but proven to be very hot…but noooo not for Girls Home Alone 16 where we get to see them masturbate…ohhhh ahhhh wow…yawn.

Like seriously Im not being harsh on this movie…as much as any guy or any hot (hot meaning bisexual) chick I dig a movie where some super smoking hot babe is busying herself playing with her tits and giving her own salute to her charter of the four finger club preperatory (key word there preperatory) to getting totally jammed by some guy so that there is an intense sex interplay where everyone including me, the viewer, gets off.  The best you get in this Girls Home Alone movie is a bit of girl on girl action but even that seems more langurous and lazy rather than lusty.  Unless the point to the series is that women are lazy when left alone it misses the shot with me and only gets one lazy cock-up.

So we grow up hearing that dolls are for girls to play with not guys…then a movie like Double D Dolls comes along and shows us that some dolls are actually meant for both guys and gals to enjoy (even if we enjoy them a bit differently).  Doll is generally an older term not much used anymore and when it does it has an almost ostentatious feel as though it is describing a beauty that is both timless and fragile.  Now I wouldn’t call any of the chicks in Double D Dolls fragile (more like female G.I. Joes with kung-fu jack-off grips) but the sexuality they bring to this movie is certainly timeless cos this is one of those shows that 40 years from now your grandchildren would be jacking off to as young adults just as heartily as you will be watching it nowadays.

These babes show off their enhanced assets and skill with both cock and pussy indoors and outdoors and are obviously totally into being filmed doing the nasty which just brings all the slutty qualities in these totally slutty babes even more in the open.  Something for all of us to enjoy in Double D Dolls and as I said it’s a timeless enjoyment that will last as good standard jackoff material for decades to come.  Three rock solid hard cocks-up for Double D Dolls.

The 80’s meet whatever the hell we call what we’re in now in this very basic yet often hot flick. First we’ve got these chicks playing karate kid as they whacks on and whack off these dudes and then they show they can really pump up the volume as they bring these lucky guys to some pulse pounding eruptions.

Personally I think it’s much hotter when you watch some ultra-slut getting totally banged and then cum sprayed all over her, but hey in almost all of these ten tempestuous scenes you can tell that these chicks totally dig cock and majorly get off on stroking these guys and milking them til they shoot off.

Handjobs 10 gets two waiting to be satisfied cocks-up but would have gotten a much higher score if they had raised the bar a bit higher themselves.

10 babes tag-team each other with deep wet passionate french kissing before taking on 5 huge cocks in a hardcore 2 on 1 frenzy. Each girl opens wide to suck, swap, savor and swallow each drop of cum like the last bites of a great dessert. Let’s see how well these Cum Catchers can perform…

The sexy blonde Keri Sable lets sexy Latina Sativa Rose go down on her and spank her nice plump ass at the bottom of a staircase. They go upstairs and strip down, as they are joined by Dale, who lets them go to work on his cock orally. Keri does a better job than Sativa in the bj dept. They head down to a couch where the girls work on Dale some more before Sativa rides him cowgirl style while Keri rides his tongue. The girls trade places before Sativa lays back for Dale to take her missionary style. Keri sits on her face as she gets fucked and then lets Dale fuck her doggie style. Dale pops in Keri’s mouth and then lets her swap it over to Sativa, who swallows it down eagerly.

Selena Silver kisses her way across Elise’s nicely natural body before they head out to play with Nick. Elise starts the cocksucking while Selena moves down to help her out; Elise has the first ride on Nick’s cock cowgirl style. Selena just plays with both Elise and Nick, before waiting on a bed upstairs for Nick to nail her missionary style—Elise eat her cookie while Nick plugs her from behind. Selena takes another turn, this time sliding it into her ass. Selena takes a technical DP with Nick fucking her ass while Elise gives her a horsey plug. Elise turns the strap-on loose on Selena with the help of Nick for a technical DP. Nick pops in Elise’s mouth as she shares it with Selena, who swallows it all down.

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Nyomi Marcela admires Ice’s booty as she sits on a stool. They strip down and play with each other lightly before they’re joined by Kurt, and immediately team up to work over his member. Nyomi moves up for the first cowgirl style session as Ice watches. Ice takes her own ride before the girls let Kurt plug them doggy and missionary style. Kurt splashes Ice’s mouth and lets her swap it over to Nyomi. They pass it back and forth before letting it run down over Nyomi’s tits.

Sammie Rhodes and Shay Lamar play with each other before taking on Alex. Sammie goes right to the knob gobbling while Shay concentrates on a little pleasure for herself. Sammie moves up to let Alex tongue her twat while Shay works on Alex’s cock before moving back down to ride him cowgirl style. Shay takes her cowgirl ride reverse cowgirl style before letting Sammie get doggied. Sammie also lets Alex take her from behind as Shay watches. He pops on Shay’s ass and thigh. Shay gets in more missionary work with each of her holes and a little for Sammie’s pussy. He pops in Sammie’s mouth, who drops it down into Shay’s where it flows right down the hatch.

Ariana and Jassie meet in the kitchen where Ariana moves down to sample Jassie’s honey pot. Jassie returns the favor on Ariana’s bald beaver before heading into the next room to meet Brandon. Ariana leads the oral attack as Jassie helps before Brandon eats their holes from behind. He has Jassie sit on Ariana’s face while she sucks his cock a bit more before he drills her from behind with Ariana right there to eat both of them. Ariana gets into missionary as Jassie holds her legs back before Jassie takes a turn. Ariana goes for the doggy and lets Brandon ream her rectum. They work her ass over with a dildo. Ariana sucks it clean before popping it in Ariana’s mouth and letting her drip it down into Jassie’s. They kiss it back and forth a little, but Ariana looks to be the only one to swallow any and it ain’t much.

Cum Catchers is a nicely done cum swapping movie—not as good as the third installment that I reviewed a few weeks ago, but still it was pretty good. Selena Silver, Elise, and Nick Manning have the best scene, while the rest are only average. The sex follows the same formula in each scene but the movie doesn’t drag because there is nice chemistry and energy as well as decent camera work and editing. The Whackman unloaded 6 healthy times.

Black wrapped booty and shrink-wrapped chocolate…sounds more like candy packages from a ghetto chocolatier or a Belgian care package than ingredients for a porn movie, but these dusky decadent divas obviously dig that extra supportive yet painfully restraining feeling (maybe cos it feels so much like having a pimp and makes them feel at home) of being lathed in latex for their lovin.

I can’t quite figure out why they are dressed in latex…it’s not like they’re kinky nazi femdom chicks or wacked out lesbians with gender issues, (I think maybe the movie-makers for Anal Divas In Latex are crazy) but six slutty scenes make up for the under-used and potentially misplaced latex fetish.

If you like seeing negress nymphos showing the voodoo skills that made them former champions of the title most desired slave race, as well as getting jammed hard in the ass by one or more cocks…getting soaked in splooge and just generally indulging their slutty nature, then this is a decent jack-off movie and worth your time.

Anal Divas In Latex gets three cocks-up. More flesh and not wasting time with a fake or misplaced fetish would have gotten it up a notch in heat.