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Gender Benders and Gays with Tits….thats what this movie is about.  I often laugh when I see posts by people saying “It doesnt mean you are gay if you have another guy suck your cock” or “It doesnt mean you’re gay if you fuck some other guy in the ass cos you are the one doing the fucking” or in this case “Im not gay…I don’t do guys I do She-males and Trannies”  Get over it guys…if this is your scene you are at least bisexual if not gay, after all you’re seeking cock not pussy and not even hermaphrodites.  But whether it’s gay, bisexual or straight…sexuality and sluttiness play the most important part in any porn for deciding whether it’s hot or whether it’s not and appropriately Young Tender Trannies 9 is a mixed bag.

The thing that really surprises me in this movie is that in a couple of the scenes these shemale’s tits don’t even really get any attention paid to them at all.  To my figuring if you aren’t going to play with the tits you may as well just get it on with some shaved long haired hippy and have him suck your cock…same diff…I mean thats the point of them being shemales isn’t it ?  The sexual energy in the third scene is enough to get anyone off tho…male, female, straight, gay, or bi.  These two performers obviously love sex and love getting it on in front of the camera and even tho the shemale isn’t really a chick she/he has one of the sweetest curvy little asses I’ve ever seen and if I didn’t know there was a cock up-front I would want a piece of it too.  Three jackable cocks-up for Young Tender Trannies 9…one of the only straight porn movies I’ve reviewed without any chicks in it but a heaping helping of sluts anyways.

The Whackman has always been a man’s man and will serve the good ol U S of A if need be; however, The Whackman wants to serve this Army of Ass 4. Its draft day boys and girls… let’s do this.

A tranny lookin faced brunette named Liza Harper starts things out by lightly playing with herself while talking about getting ass fucked. She works a finger between her ass and mouth, and as soon as Rick rushes in with a hard cock goes right to sucking it. Liza turns around to take Rick in her ass before lying back for a bit of anal missionary. She moves up to get a rectal rotor rootering from Rick reverse cowgirl style before moving to her side to demonstrate some nice gapes. Rick pulls out and pops all over Liza’s shapely gaping ass.

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A below average looking blonde/brunette named Catalina plays with her ass while talking impassionately about it. Rod come in and goes to work on her asshole with his tongue. She sucks his cock in return before bending over and letting Rod ream her from behind Catalina rolls onto her back for a bit of anal missionary, then they get in a bit of pile driving for Catalina’s ass, and of course Catalina takes a good taste from Rod’s cock. They go back for more anal missionary with Rod busting a nut in Catalina’s ass to finish things up.

An okay looking red-head named Ashley Haze starts out her scene by playing with her ass. Rick moves in and goes to work on her asshole with his tongue and finger while giving her cookie a few licks and a finger at the same time. He spoons her ass before letting Ashley bounce on it reverse cowgirl style. Ashley encourages Rick to grab all her hair when he drills her from behind and then climbs up to ride it cowgirl style. Rick squirts all over Ashley’s face.

Cherry Poppens, a strawberry blonde cutie, starts out the final scene in tall black boots and a skimpy military style outfit licking a jelly butt plug. She quickly sends it home in her ass, and sets it aside when Dwayne shows up with a hard cock for her. She sucks him before bending over and letting Dwayne rail her ass from behind. They mix in a bit of anal missionary before going back for more anal doggy and a pop on Cherry’s asshole. This was a short fucking scene.

Army of Ass 4 disappointed the fuck out of The Whackman and The Whackman was ready to be dishonorably discharged from the academy. It keeps a good anal focus, but the girls just weren’t up to par in The Whackman’s playbook. The Whackman liked Catalina’s anal cream pie at the end of her scene, but the whore was not eye candy at all. This standard anal flick got The Whackman off all but 2 times.

Once The Whackman gets in that ass, The Whackman never wants to get out. This better be All About Ass 15 and take butt-pumping to the fullest extreme.

Faith, a cute blonde with medium length blonde hair, is sitting while dressed in a black bra and panties with sexy stockings; she stands up and undresses. Mark’s already hard cock enters and Faith goes after his dong pretty hard with her mouth. Faith lies on her back and Mark goes straight to ass in missionary—her tight asshole drips with lube as he pounds away. They get into doggy next, followed by some reverse cowgirl—she puts her bare feet on his thighs and gets off. Faith then turns around to cowgirl and picks up the pace. She dismounts and lays on her back for an open mouth facial.

Bella is an average looking brunette wearing a white top and multi-colored panties. After some tease, she reveals her fake boobs and nice ass, which she begins to finger fuck. Darren enters and Bella starts sucking. She gets on all fours to get her shithole cock filled. After an a2m break, she moves to reverse cowgirl and the pace is nice, but the lighting sucked. They then move to spoon, which bored The Whackman. Things pick up in cowgirl, but there was not enough chemistry here. A small pop on the tongue ends this one.

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Bria is an okay looking brunette, wearing a white top and black panties. She reveals her nice natural body and then sits on the sofa with a glass dildo in hand to insert into her booty. In comes Mark to supply some “wood” for her to suck. They get into anal missionary, with some choking thrown in to spice things up. Then it’s onto doggy with a nice pace before moving on to cowgirl—this slut has got a nice fucking ass! In reverse cowgirl, the sex is hot and her asshole gets a little sloppy with lube which turns The Whackman on. They go back to doggy until Mark has to blow his load all over Bria’s mouth and chin.

Jasmine, a cutie with semi long blond hair, is wearing a string bikini top that’s removed quickly, exposing her perky natural tits, and a suckable set of nipples. She then grabs a dildo and licks it, getting it ready for a place The Whackman wants to be. As she fucks her own ass, she pauses for some A2M before continuing. Mark comes in and gives her ass a smack and a good finger fucking, followed by Jasmine returning the favor with some super head! She sits her tight tushy on his cock in reverse cowgirl. Her beautiful moans damn near make The Whackman explode prematurely. After a break to give Mark some no hands a2m, deep throat style, she climbs back on in cowgirl. Mark then picks her up for some flying cowgirl, before laying her down for some missionary. Then it’s onto some standing doggy. Mark pulls out and Jasmine spins around just in time to catch the pop with her open mouth.

All About Ass 15 is an above average flick that has Jasmine close the show with a bang! Faith turned in a good performance and Bria was a motherfuckin firecracker. Bella’s scene was the weak link here, but there was no lame, wise cracking interviews—just tease, suck, and fuck! The Whackman dropped 6 massive loads.

Even though this movie has the six million dollar man in it, it doesn’t have a six million dollar budget. It’s a loosely put together tale with a tongue in (ass)cheek take on Dragnet and 70’s porn. Starring a lot of big old names, emphasis on old, but still skilled such as Steve Austin, Ron Jeremy, Jewel De Nyle and Evan Stone. The story isn’t worth much but if you fast forward the sex is hot, heavy and wet with people who know how to fuck and like doing it on film.

So basically we’re talking psychadelic suck-a-thon flashback fuckfest, no kink or niche stuff just good well rounded porn with good well rounded babes and a very rounded (not so well) Ron Jeremy. These folks do know how to fuck and take you thru 5 scenes of thouroghly enjoyable fucking and sucking to a satisfying conclusion. The story could have been left out but I guess when you’ve been in the biz forever you need whatever extra fun you can put in the film. A solidly sploogeable 3 cocks-up for Shagnet.

We were staying at a hotel in Arizona when that damn nerdy guy that follows me around with a camera caught me taking a shower at the hotel! I didn't even know the camera was on until afterwards, sneaky guy....At least he didn't catch me singing also!

Who says that black oppression is dead? After watching this I figure that the black man is as oppressed as he’s always been. I mean jesus dude, sure these more than mature mamas are a lot hotter than my granny, but still it would cost more than any porn company would offer to get me to fuck one of them. Maybe when I’m 65 I will be more into hot old chicks…but probably not.

As far as action goes you don’t get ripped off…six hardcore raunchy sex scenes as these mature nymphos have their way with one black fuckstick after another. Thankfully a couple of the chicks are more in the MILF range than the granny range (maybe they were such sluts and passed on the slut gene so that they could be grannies when they were in their 30’s)
This movie wasn’t really my bag so it didn’t lessen the load in my bag but if you dig the older chicks it’s worth checking out. Grannies Who Suck Black Cock and Eat Cum 2 gets one semi-teased cock-up for the intensity of some of the scenes.

They say that where blondes are slutty little ho’s, brunettes are sultry seductresses with glam style…now of course, not all brunettes live up to this expectation, but the bitchen babes in Boss Bitchen Brunettes are total cock and cum sluts who seem to live to fuck on film, and there’s definitely a certain aura of sophistication around some of these chicks…

Boss Bitchen Brunettes gives us three hot and nasty scenes featuring some impressive cock-sucking and fucking action, along with a tasty lesbian scene sandwiched in between.  These babes go all out to show us how much they love to fuck, and with passion like that exuding from the screen there’s no way any straight guy could avoid getting hard.  My cock was throbbing through much of the movie, pulsing away as these hot brunette sluts pounded their tight pussies onto thick dick, and those oh so lovely lesbians with their tasty pies and soft round tits mashing against each other…well, needless to say my stomach ended up quite messy after I was done with Boss Bitchen Brunettes.  The sex scenes are great and the chicks are hot, all in all a good session to be had so Boss Bitchen Brunettes get a solid three cocks-up.

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It is amazing what fucking your wife while she licks some pussy will do for your libido, not to mention that feeling you get when new pair of lips wrap around your cock for the first time. Hey, I guess it’s true; marriage is what you make of it.