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Welcome to the wonderful world of the weird, wacky and bizaare. In short, this is a very apt title for a very strange movie; A Fairy’s Tale. Produced by Totally Tasteless Video (which totally gives you a major hint before you even start watching this flick that it’s gonna be fucked up) this movie may have a storyline, but it’s so farcical that it evades my regular rant about storyline’s being stupid and instead earns a commendation for providing an amusingly refreshing variance from the usual porn I watch and enjoy. Now admittedly this is far and away different from my regular viewing schedule, but every now and then you
have to spice things up a little, and with five decently lengthed scenes to jack it to, featuring some scorchingly sexy women, I wasn’t disappointed with my choice.

We start off with a scene of opulence and a horny blonde being fucked hard by her long-haired stallion of a partner. The sex is intense and the orgasms are spectacular in both sound and vision. The second scene initiates us into the freakshow of A Fairy’s Tale with the first appearance of Gidget the Midget, yep that’s her name. She’s short and kinda cute (though yeah she’s a midget) and she takes cock just as well as any full-bodied porn chick out there. The dude’s costume in this scene is laugh out loud funny and I can’t quite figure out if he’s a Jester or just has really bad style. Needless to say, the size and longevity of his dick makes up for his stupid costume. The rest of the five scenes in this outlandish porn flick take us through the familiar territory of our favorite Fairy Tales with a very sexual twist and even more medieval costumes, and of course, more Gidget. A Fairy’s Tale is a fun flick that will get your load off and make you laugh at the same time and so it gets a well deserved three cocks-up.

Snatch Attack is basically what it sounds like, hungry horny pussies on the prowl for penetrating prick pleasure. There isn’t anything really special about this movie, but the chicks are hot enough and slutty enough to carry the picture, as well as make my cock rise to the occasion several times while watching the frenzied fuck and suck action.

Fortunately they don’t waste a lot of valuable jack-off time pretending to really be actors and actresses with a storyline, and after some cursory openers, the action gets down n funky like George Clinton.

These babes are pro-sluts, they know it and they’re proud of it, and they show it as they go gung-ho for cock in scene after scene, and dude, a couple of these dudes are old enough to be their fathers but these chicks are slutty enough not to be prejudiced about age and just get down and enjoy it for our viewing pleasure. Nor do these super-sluts draw the line with straight-on vanilla one-on-one sex, but they happily show us that an extra cock to fill an extra hole is always a welcome thing in their opinions, as well as in their pussies.

Snatch Attack gets a very jackable three cocks-up…it coulda been a lot better and it coulda been a lot worse, but it did make me shoot a full load.

Shai West can't help but get naughty when she has a chance to have you watch her have an orgasm.

I'm on the road a lot so I shoot a lot in hotel rooms while I'm travelling. This is some behind the scenes video, edited in an interesting, voyeur style. We just set the camera up on a tripod while my photographer and I got to work!

I don’t have much patience for teens…they can be annoying as fuck in oh so many ways and the mall-queens and kings frequently get on my nerves with their posing and arrogant ass behavior when I’m trying to get my shit done and get the hell outta there. But the teens in Teenies Exposed 1 give me hope for the future generations, cos even tho these teen broads are totally into themselves like so many others, they’re also happy to show their self-love and display their naked bodies for our enjoyment before revealing their true slutty natures as they get nasty with some intense cock-play and fuck sessions. That’s a trade-off I can handle.

So with Teenies Exposed 1 we get three jackable scenes that all follow the same kinda theme…hard-bodied teen slut wearing a skimpy outfit rubs her ass and her tits to the camera, then flashes her tits and licks them before getting clothed again, then rubbing herself again before being introduced to some meaty cock to fuck and suck to her hearts content. Now the thing with teen sluts is that they’re just starting to discover how totally fucking great having sex can be, and their hormones are going wild and producing intense desires and horniness that comes across in each of these hot three scenes. The teen babes in Teenies Exposed 1 keep going and going, getting fucked harder and deeper and faster with each passing moment and they never seem to slow down. That intense sexual energy is totally fucking hot and made me cum pretty hard several times earning Teenies Exposed 1 a highly jackable four cocks-up, and given that these are teen sluts, which isn’t usually my bag, that’s a fucking good rating so check it out.

Jam-packed with ten scenes of foot lusting and fucking, Toe Jam 2 gives us an action-packed glimpse into the kinkiness of foot fetish. I’m not sure how these whackjobs can handle having stinky smelly feet shoved in their mouths…but they totally look like they’re enjoying their fantasy, so I guess it works.

You’ve got blondes, brunettes, MILF, young babes, all hot sluts who want their toes sucked and there’s more sole-sucking than in any horror movie I’ve ever seen, and enough sole food to put Little Jamaica to shame. We do get to see some pussy pounding in every scene…getting their toes sucked seems to make these crazy sluts ultra-horny and dripping wet.

After watching all ten scenes of Toe Jam 2 I still don’t get why sucking toes is hot but if it gets chicks as wet as these sluts, serve me up some of that sole food. Toe Jam 2 gets a toeriffic two and a half cocks-up.

I was at my girl friend's house because it was such a nice day, and she has this really awesome hot tub overlooking this pool... and there's this little turtle floating around in the hot tub. I was feeling dumb or silly or something and do lots of weird stuff that I can't seem to find any excuses for :P I thought it was cute!

Welcome to our fifteenth edition of University Co-eds. We have a smorgasbord of young pussy that will satisfy your ravenous appetite for schoolgirl pussy. Our first piece covers Blair’s experience while washing her car and getting seduced by a fellow student who happens to be working on his truck. Hot 18 year old newcummer Shena Chase is pursued by a voyeur who watches her and her boyfriend make love. She is the type of girl you would crawl on your hands and knees 50 miles over broken glass, just to sniff where she peed.

Need I say more? Katerina tells about how her mother sent her to the psychiatrist for masturbating too much. Luckily, the doctor took care of her needs… and his. Our last scene is a behind the scenes look at one of our University Co-eds productions. Tanya French and Roy L. Shaft give a blazing scene in a motorcycle warehouse. Strong stories, beautiful young co-eds hell what more can you boys ask for? Our production staff is not just interested in giving you just sex scenes but wonder rather incorporate them into an enjoyable show.

We were staying at a hotel in Arizona when that damn nerdy guy that follows me around with a camera caught me taking a shower at the hotel! I didn't even know the camera was on until afterwards, sneaky guy....At least he didn't catch me singing also!

Lollipop lollipop oh lolly lollipop…totally gay fucking song, right? Right! But Cum Swappin Lollipop isn’t. Like man, these are some chicks that dig a snowball fight, if ya know what I mean. Anyways a better song for this movie would be Surf City by Jan and Dean with that oh so memorable beginning “Two girls for every guy” cos that’s the flow for this movie all the way through.

It’s kind of a rip off in that they only give ya three scenes, but I guess with two chicks per scene it makes for a six-pack. The chicks are cock-hungry and eager to show it as they take turns slurpin down on the dudes ‘lollipop’ and it’s obvious how much these babes dig cum cos from the salacious sucking these guys shoot some pretty prodigious loads and these girls enjoy swapping it back and forth mouth to mouth with more zest than an Irishman’s shower.

Cum Swappin Lollipop gets a nice standard worth your time watching three cocks-up.

Trisha Uptown shows why she is so fuckable by getting clean while getting dirty in the shower

This is the third installment of one hot fuck film, when vacationing married couples find themselves in a fantasy of perverse urges!!! Vision Of X 3 contains 5 hot scenes show hot sluts fulfilling the every pleasure of their daily man toy! This would definitely be a nice place to vacation or live for that matter!

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Under proper supervision of The Whackman, these part-time nannies will suck dick and, in most cases, get fucked in the ass! Let’s hire a Babysitter 5…

In scene 1, Sabrina Jade is a nanny in braided pigtails and has a waif-like body. Once returned to his crib, a dwarf-kid (Tim) gets to suck on Sabrina’s breasts, gets his dick sucked, then he returns the favor on Jade’s shaved and pierced snatch. Tim gets to plow her for a little while before Sabrina rides him, including anally. Tim pounds away at her ass doggystyle before popping on her mouth.

In scene 2, Brandi, a thin brunette with long hair, starts by sucking her employer’s cock enthusiastically and quite well. Brandi’s vagina then tightly grips the cock plunging in and out of her as she rides cowboy for a while, before letting Scott enter her butt hole. After switching to doggy, there is more anal and vaginal entry. While getting fucked that way, Brandi squirts a couple times while masturbating herself, scoring brownie points with The Whackman.

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In scene 3, Hardman emerges from a fake vagina to molest Gauge (a petite, adorable blonde/brunette) in her dreams, drawing her back into the womb. Gauge awakens with her boyfriend only to find Hardman in bed. Both men force Gauge into some rough oral from both sides, then start pounding away at both ends. Gauge’s ass then gets opened up. She is spooned anally before going to a DP in the same position, with some extreme close-ups of Gauges sphincter tightly wrapped around a cock. Gauge gets DP’ed in a three different positions, both holes getting stretched to their limits, then both guys blasts her mouth and chest.

In scene 4, gorgeous blonde Briana Banks is the babysitter. Joel roughs her up pretty good, forcing her to deep-throat him repeatedly. After gagging her brains out, he starts roughly railing her from behind, choking her by the neck and grabbing her chin. Briana rides him cowboy (forward and reverse), which gives her mammoth breasts a chance to bounce all over the place. She opens up her ass and lets Joel spoon her anally while she buzzes her clit with a vibrator. Joel maintains a choke on Briana as he spoons her. Joel pops in her mouth, reenters her and drills her some more, pops again (this time on her tits), spits in her mouth, then licks her pussy. Superstar ending!

Babysitter 5 pleasantly surprised The Whackman. All actresses were analized and the rough sex was all that. Each scene is set up well, has a theme of sorts, even some props for a couple of them. The Whackman has to give the producers credit for trying to be creative instead of just inserting performers into a scene. The flick is colorful and crisp, a little blurry during really fast action, but acceptable. 7 immense loads were fired off—4 of them alone dedicated to the consummate professional Ms. Banks a.k.a. potential future Mrs. Whackman.

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It's a hot blonde fingering her pussy to the sight of a hot couple fucking reverse cowgirl style. She gets a close up of the pussy with her camera when Katie Ray switches it up and rides teh cock doggy style.

The only thing better than fucking a lovely Euro Legal Skin girl, is fucking two of them at once. We even stick a big dick in their tight little asses. These girls just love to get DP’ed, girls this hot should be illegal, but they’re not. It’s Legal Skin 13!

When Andy’s dealing with Frank over some diamonds stalls out, he directs her to the fringe bonus in his pants. She’s happy to consider it and bends over to take a closer look before taking it into her mouth. Andy sucks it as the front of her dress falls down with Frank standing in front of her, and then lets him help pull it off her so he can tongue and finger her holes. Frank moves on to nail Andy’s pussy missionary style before bending her over to fuck her ass from behind while she holds a pocket rocket on her clit. Her toy disappears most of the time while she gives Frank some reverse cowgirl anal action, and Andy finishes things up taking a nice facial.

Brunette Vanessa gets it on with dirty blonde Mary when she finds Mary’s dildo after having her do her hair. They explore each other’s tits before Mary drops down to kiss her way around Vanessa’s panties. She pulls them aside to get at Vanessa’s bald beaver before striping down and turning around so that Vanessa can return the favor. The toys come out, with Vanessa taking a decent sized pink one in her twat, while Mary takes a smaller blue one that comes with anal beads in both holes. The sluts finish up with a nice kiss.

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While waiting for their appointment, Silvy and Liz read a porno mag. They pass a little time by asking James whether he thinks the girls in the magazine have a better rack or them. This naturally leads to plenty of kissing, disrobing, and oral sex. Although Silvy starts out groping James, it’s Liz who sucks his cock first. James moves on to eat Silvy from behind while she kisses Liz, and then to fuck her. Liz lays back for him to give it to her missionary style while Silvy watches and caresses her before letting him spoon her ass. The girls share an impressive pop across their faces.

When Mike is sent to check on why the car alarm is going off, he finds extremely cute dirty blonde maid Victoria waiting for him. She gives him a little story, and then when he moves to head back up she grabs his arm to get him to stay and leans over to suck his cock. He repays her by tonguing her twat before taking her straight in the ass. First she takes it from behind, and then in missionary style. Victoria finally finishes things up taking a very nice facial. While Mike gets it on with maid Victoria in the garage, brunette Angel takes on Nick and Bob upstairs. She sucks one before letting him nail her from behind, and then turns her oral attentions towards the other guy. She kicks it up a notch with the other guy first by giving him the first anal in reverse cowgirl, and then they move into a double penetration. Angel lets both guys blast her great natural rack.

Legal Skin 13 is an excellent fuck flick. Every Euroslut here is absolutely sexy and knows how to fuck. There isn’t a bad scene here, but there are a few very minor problems. The editing is a little choppy, but the scenes are still hot enough that at times The Whackman didn’t give a fuck. The plot was also fairly lame and their English sucked; nevertheless, this flick earned all 8 massive loads from The Whackman. If they would just shut the fuck up and get down to business, this may have been a flawless movie.