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I was down in the casino when I decided I wanted some satisfaction,so I called my cameraman who met me in my suite with camera in one hand, lube in the other. I love giving, but it's great to receive, too!

Perceptions of words….so much confusion in the world cos one person says something and it gets given some bad connotation cos of some other word.  Don’t they teach Synonyms and Homonyms anymore ?  A lot of people hear the word gang and they think group of ethnically different people with some uniting color (usually a bandana or patch) preying like jackals on the weak and selling drugs…they hear gangbanger and they picture some punk wielding a gun with little training and zero commonsense and zero conscience.  We as perverts are different in how we view words like this and movies like the Six in One series should shoulder a responsibility to educate others in the more fun definition of these words.  I hear gang and I picture 5 or more people ready to fuck some hot chick (nor does it have the racist slant of non-porn fanatics view cos the dudes doing the chick can be any race mixed together and still be a gang..we pervs are less racist than non-pervs).  I hear gangbanger and the only gun I think of shoots cum in some slut not bullets in some victim and the gangbanger is just one of the 6 or more guys doing some chick.  Cmon people use movies like this to educate your neighbor so they know gangs aren’t always a bad thing.

The key to any porn making it is the sexuality that it delivers and the key to that sexuality is the sluttiness of the chicks in it.  This is never more true than in gangbang and group flicks and the chicks in Six in One 5 were obviously made with sex in mind when they were created.  They go for cock after cock like someone dieing of thirst in the desert going after water and are more than happy…even eager to get their holes filled all the way.  These are chicks whose slutty natures would be totally wasted in one-on-one porn since obviously one won’t satisfy their cravings.  Six in One 5 also doesnt waste a lot of our time with forced and poorly acted dialogue and very quickly segues into sizzling action that should get you hard in the first five minutes and if anything you will have a hard time holding off on cumming before the first scene is over.  From what I’ve seen the Six in One series excels in gangbang action and is one series of porn that I hope we get to see many more of.  I just don’t know where they can keep finding more and more chicks as slutty as these but if they do then I will pay a gazillion dollars for their address book.  A never before heard of six/five cocks straight up and shooting for Six in One 5.

10 babes tag-team each other with deep wet passionate french kissing before taking on 5 huge cocks in a hardcore 2 on 1 frenzy. Each girl opens wide to suck, swap, savor and swallow each drop of cum like the last bites of a great dessert. Let’s see how well these Cum Catchers can perform…

The sexy blonde Keri Sable lets sexy Latina Sativa Rose go down on her and spank her nice plump ass at the bottom of a staircase. They go upstairs and strip down, as they are joined by Dale, who lets them go to work on his cock orally. Keri does a better job than Sativa in the bj dept. They head down to a couch where the girls work on Dale some more before Sativa rides him cowgirl style while Keri rides his tongue. The girls trade places before Sativa lays back for Dale to take her missionary style. Keri sits on her face as she gets fucked and then lets Dale fuck her doggie style. Dale pops in Keri’s mouth and then lets her swap it over to Sativa, who swallows it down eagerly.

Selena Silver kisses her way across Elise’s nicely natural body before they head out to play with Nick. Elise starts the cocksucking while Selena moves down to help her out; Elise has the first ride on Nick’s cock cowgirl style. Selena just plays with both Elise and Nick, before waiting on a bed upstairs for Nick to nail her missionary style—Elise eat her cookie while Nick plugs her from behind. Selena takes another turn, this time sliding it into her ass. Selena takes a technical DP with Nick fucking her ass while Elise gives her a horsey plug. Elise turns the strap-on loose on Selena with the help of Nick for a technical DP. Nick pops in Elise’s mouth as she shares it with Selena, who swallows it all down.

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Nyomi Marcela admires Ice’s booty as she sits on a stool. They strip down and play with each other lightly before they’re joined by Kurt, and immediately team up to work over his member. Nyomi moves up for the first cowgirl style session as Ice watches. Ice takes her own ride before the girls let Kurt plug them doggy and missionary style. Kurt splashes Ice’s mouth and lets her swap it over to Nyomi. They pass it back and forth before letting it run down over Nyomi’s tits.

Sammie Rhodes and Shay Lamar play with each other before taking on Alex. Sammie goes right to the knob gobbling while Shay concentrates on a little pleasure for herself. Sammie moves up to let Alex tongue her twat while Shay works on Alex’s cock before moving back down to ride him cowgirl style. Shay takes her cowgirl ride reverse cowgirl style before letting Sammie get doggied. Sammie also lets Alex take her from behind as Shay watches. He pops on Shay’s ass and thigh. Shay gets in more missionary work with each of her holes and a little for Sammie’s pussy. He pops in Sammie’s mouth, who drops it down into Shay’s where it flows right down the hatch.

Ariana and Jassie meet in the kitchen where Ariana moves down to sample Jassie’s honey pot. Jassie returns the favor on Ariana’s bald beaver before heading into the next room to meet Brandon. Ariana leads the oral attack as Jassie helps before Brandon eats their holes from behind. He has Jassie sit on Ariana’s face while she sucks his cock a bit more before he drills her from behind with Ariana right there to eat both of them. Ariana gets into missionary as Jassie holds her legs back before Jassie takes a turn. Ariana goes for the doggy and lets Brandon ream her rectum. They work her ass over with a dildo. Ariana sucks it clean before popping it in Ariana’s mouth and letting her drip it down into Jassie’s. They kiss it back and forth a little, but Ariana looks to be the only one to swallow any and it ain’t much.

Cum Catchers is a nicely done cum swapping movie—not as good as the third installment that I reviewed a few weeks ago, but still it was pretty good. Selena Silver, Elise, and Nick Manning have the best scene, while the rest are only average. The sex follows the same formula in each scene but the movie doesn’t drag because there is nice chemistry and energy as well as decent camera work and editing. The Whackman unloaded 6 healthy times.

I just got out of the shower and have a fuzzy-making towel on, so I get a little dirty, but it's okay because I lose the towel and put on a show for you... I knew you wouldn't mind :)

The Whackman is hungry for a piece of chunky pizza pie… These thick sluts are serving it up nice and hot, so The Whackman’s cannoli is out for these pudgy piglets to enjoy. It’s a Chunky Pizza Party…fuhgedaboutit!

Juan has Teryn, a chunky brunette with a bad haircut and some decent glasses, say hello to his little friend. She engulfs his cock and breaks out her big fat titties. Juan fingers her pussy and slaps her ass before fucking her bald beaver from behind. He has Teryn suck her juices off his cock before she lies back for some missionary work. Teryn rides Juan cowgirl style, before turning around so Juan can drill her in doggystyle again. She moves to the floor for pile driving before Juan gives her an okay facial.

La Nena, a heavily tattooed Latino with a bit of meat on her bones, shows up at the hot tub Guy is decorating with candles to say goodbye before she heads to her last pizza party. She goes after Guy’s cock orally as he admires her ample ass. La Nena moves up to ride Guy cowgirl style before he picks her up and sets her down to fuck her missionary style. They keep it going with a bit of doggy and reverse cowgirl before Guy gives La Nena a decent facial.

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Mastermind Lena gets it on with chunky Teryn on the couch in a girl on girl scene. They passionately kiss while stripping each other down so Lena can suck Teryn’s tits. Lena loses her pants as well so Teryn can tongue her twat. Lena hands her a purple dildo to help work her over, and then trades places with Teryn so she can reciprocate. She eats Teryn’s twat before breaking out the toys and putting them to work on Teryn’s twat. Lena lets Teryn suck it clean, before climbing back on her tongue and letting Teryn fuck her pussy with another toy. Lena lets go with a good orgasm at the hands of Teryn’s toy and tongue, and after a little more pumping, they share a passionate kiss over the dildo.

Gia starts out the final scene gobbling Juan’s knob on a bed. He grabs her hair to make sure she takes his cock into her throat far enough and makes sure to slap and suck her big fat titties before turning around to eat her pussy while fucking her face. Juan pile drives Gia’s pussy and pulverizes it missionary style while also mixing in a bit more oral action. He also gives it to her in doggy before having Gia ride him in both cowgirls. After more missionary and doggy, and Gia finishes Juan off with her tits and mouth until he explodes on her face.

Chunky Pizza Party is fun and amusing! The plot stays simple and has enough substance to set things up, while giving a few chuckles. Yes, there are a few minor problems like only having half the chicks being chunky and the audio disappearing for most of La Nena’s scene, but Chunky Pizza Party gave The Whackman such a feeling of people just screwing around and having fun that The Whackman didn’t have much of a problem looking past it. It isn’t perfect, but it still drew out 4 squirts of love potion from Yours Truly.

They say chicks go crazy for guys who have power, money, good looks or intelligence (so having all four must be a killer combination). In Teachers Pet 07 we’re shown some super-charged examples of the latter; lusting after their brainiac Professor turns these hot college babes into total sluts willing to do whatever their idol wants or needs. This dude is fucking awesome man, he’s got all these crazily hot chicks totally eating out of his hands and doing whatever he wants…bringing him apples, feeding him their melons and sharing lots of creamy tuna pie…

Four fucktastic scenes filled with hardcore hot steamy sex all the way through, and featuring some nubile nympho talent who lust after both kinds of head, the brains and the brawn, as well as a spicy threesome thrown in for good measure, all adds up to a stellar porno with some rock-hard responses on this end.

Teachers Pet 07 can definitely teach you a thing or two about how to pick up those sultry younger sluts and have them hanging on your every word…just show em your brains and they’ll show you everything you want to see.

Total fuck-fun to be had with this movie, so it gets a throbbing three and a half cocks-up. It would’ve earned more if it’d had more threesome action.

Samantha South loves to walk down long empty alley ways. And who doesn't? Flanked by a tall shady looking dude who's slick with the tongue she flashes him with her itty bitty titties for cash!

Hello….Looosey…..I’m home. Man, talk about loose chicks filled with the need to be filled indeed. You hear about the four finger club…well these chicks… bimbos or not, acknowledge that four just really isn’t that big a number. To them four is just the maximum number of fingers that they can fit in one hole, but it still leaves them begging for more with other holes to be filled.

Five four-fingered fuck-filling scenes as these chicks rock your world in eye-popping action on their quest to get their needs and cravings filled by these lucky dudes and each other. I mean dude, these chicks are just gasping and yelling for more, it’s just a shame for them that this wasn’t a double penetration movie (cock-style) but I guess maybe they dig all the extra sensations from having the fingers move around inside their holes…ultra kinky.

V-Eight gets a four rousing cocks-up cos the chicks are just so goddamned slutty.

Maybe I just live in a totally social conscious town, or watch too many other tv stations instead of Fox, but all I’ve heard about the last week has been Earth Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree the earth is all far-out, hip, groovy and happening…and if I saw Mother Nature I would not hesitate to let her have a taste of my cock before I plowed it into her. What more respect for the earth could anybody expect from me? But I would like to use this porn review as a chance to bring out a movie to remind us that the earth isn’t the only far-out groovy thing to celebrate, and that we can also enjoy the glory of a full moon.

In porn, just like in life, there are two sets of sluts…first you have your cock and pussy and tit loving, ball sucking fuck-me fuck-me basic slut. Then you have the chicks in this movie…which is your basic slut plus the eagerness to take it in every hole as well as getting more than one filled at the same time…the super-sluts around which so many intense splooge sessions for serious jackers revolve.

Three cheers for the chicks in All About Ass 2. Since I’m doing this review as a ‘Moon Day’ review I must say this is the most awesome movie to do it to.

Four scenes to jam out to while you watch these super-sluts in action. They do not hesitate to use these cocks in any way that they can, and go totally crazy loud while they explode in hole filled orgasm after hole filled orgasm until finally they get to show us that their love for cum is equal to their love for cock.

All About Ass 2 highlights ass action at its finest, gets four cocks-up and the recommendation that you don’t forget about the Moon in all the hub-bub about Earth Day, and make sure you get some anal action tonight.