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If there’s one thing that any good self-respecting slut enjoys for lunch, or as a snack at any point in the day…it’s a juicy jam sandwich, and if you want to enjoy a sandwich with any of the chicks in this stellar epic of anal sluttiness, cum on in cos both doors are always open. Now these kinda sluts are what porn was made for.

This is a movie you will have to watch in stages cos these chicks are so eager to get their holes filled that while you’re watching them, the experience is so sploogetastic that you’ll need a couple breaks to recharge.

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From beginning to end, these babes take it in both ends and for some of them even that’s not enough as they experiment filling their desires and their holes, be it pussy or ass with two cocks at a time for the ultimate double penetration…freakin hot, and after getting their holes pummelled they’re eager to suck these cocks off and take loads all over their faces and tits.

Ass Jam totally rocked as well as redefining the term jam sandwich and gets a full-on five cocks-up.

One of the cool things about widespread mainstream porn is all the new words that have become a part of our mainstream language and everybody, even if they don’t peruse porn know what these words are and what they mean, and even use them as parts of their own vocabulary. My favorite one of these is the word MILF…you see it on t-shirts, Saturday Night Live skits, as well as referenced in many other network television shows, movies and especially if you are at the bars right after a ladies night stripper show cos damn, you can bet that bar will be MILF shangri-la.

Not only is MILF my favorite of these new words, it is also one of my favorite categories to review because you know when it comes to cock-craved cooze queens, the sex is always going to be totally right on, out of this world, and mind blowingly and load blowingly out of sight.

Sadly MILTF 2 is not going to get a mind blowing rating because it’s like no one was letting these MILFS off their leashes and soooo much potential fuck talent got wasted. Like having a Lamborghini man and driving it on busy city streets where you cant unleash that energy.

First off, MILFS are supposed to be with young dudes who can fuck for hours getting it up a few times and giving them a few loads to enjoy…these dudes totally did not fall into that category. Secondly, a chick that digs cock as much as these 30-something sluts obviously do, should not just get stuck with one cock. Also everybody knows by definition milfs dig sex. They always dig getting it on with another chick for some muff munching milf action…was there any in this movie?

Nooo… anyways, MILTF 2 scores out with three cocks-up and that’s only cos, restrained or not, you can’t beat a MILF movie for sheer sexual energy.

Obviously these incredibly dirty nasty super-sluts in Its Too Big were never told the title, cos even though the cocks that they take may be too big for your average White Angle Saxon Protestant homemaker wifey…they are the perfect size for these nasty nymphomaniacs and probably a couple of these extreme sluts could do with even a little bit more.  The producer of this movie is Wildlife Productions and they are very aptly named as this is some of the wildest most energetic porn I’ve seen lately.

The action in this movie is as lengthy as it is intense and these are sluts who KNOW they are sluts and obviously get off on showing us just how nasty they can be.  Its Too Big doesn’t limit itself to only one category or niche either…inter-racial action, double penetration (and getting a DP from these cocks is a slamming experience that these sluts are going to continue to feel for a few days afterwards.  Also even though the babes in this movie are totally into cock and crave the big ones they are certainly not adverse to getting down and dirty with each other while taking turns riding on these humongous sausages and smoking these smokies.  If you like porn that’s intense and driven with a nasty full-on slutty overture then Its Too Big is a do not miss.  Four out of Five cocks-up from me…only thing they coulda done better would have been some gangbang action on these sluts with those huge fucksticks.

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In MILTF 8, these mothers get some young buck dickin. These lucky “mother” fuckers may be out of their league, but that’s for The Whackman to decide. Let’s do this.

Isabella, a brunette who looks to be well over forty, starts things off with Andy. Isabella goes right to sucking and stroking his cock as well as giving him a good ballwashing with her tongue. Andrew repays her by sucking her little titties, playing with her huge pussy lips, and working her pussy over with his tongue and fingers before moving up to slit it missionary style. They get in some cowgirl and doggystyle before Isabella is facialized with Andrew glazing one of her eyes.

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Short haired and overly implanted brunette Dawndi meets with her friend’s son named Johnny. Dawndi attacks him orally, sucking his cock and balls, taking him deep into her throat. Johnny spanks her ass while sucking her tits, then he lays her on the couch to taste her shaved cookie. He gives Dawndi a fairly quick skullfucking before starting to plug her from behind and moving through a bit of reverse cowgirl and spooning. They finish things up in missionary with Dawndi taking a facial finish.

A worn out looking dirty blonde named Linda Roberts pays a visit to stepson Scott’s bed and cuddles up next to him before moving in to give him a blow job. Scott’s weirded out at first, but gets into it and starts playing with Linda’s cunt as she works on seeing how much of his cock she can fit in her mouth. Linda moves up to ride Scott reverse cowgirl style before letting him spoon her pussy and drill it from behind. Lisa gets her face drowned in man juice.

Chris wants to get ahead in the entertainment industry, so former major star Golden Jade, an okay looking whore, agrees to scratch his back if he’ll take care of an itch she has. Golden sucks Chris’s cock before lying back so he can tongue her twat. Chris lets her have it missionary style before she hops up for a cowgirl ride. They finish things up with Chris railing Golden from behind before giving her a facial finish.

MILTF 8 is way below par. On the positive side, there was sex—but the action is fucking limited. To start with, the positions seem restricted and an anal scene is sorely missed. The bigger problem, though, is the camera work. It seems more concerned with where the cock is than anything and The Whackman isn’t into cock. But the biggest problem is attitude—these mature whores lacked it. Only 2 loads were drizzled out of The Whackman and The Whackman had to force that shit out—The Whackman’s cock is furious…

Two hot English dick lickin tarts tag-team against two super sexy cocksucking Yankee sluts who get a head start when huge titted babe Miko Lee gets down on her knees and shows off her skills before the match. When the other yankee slut Ashley shows up they both go to town with their natural cocksucking lust in the dressing room for a totally killer opening move.

It totally feels like a PPV wrestling event with the crowd chanting USA USA and the announcer yelling ‘let’s get ready to suck iiiiiiiit’. The guys come out their cocks bouncing and the cocksucking begins. One cock, then two, three, four and more and more til the first tag, and then the controversy starts. The yanks totally cheat cos they’re true cocksucking sluts who wont tag out so they both get on their knees in the ring instead. All hell breaks loose as cocks get sucked left right and center by all four of these cock crazy sluts.

American Cock Suckin Championships 10 is an entertaining flick with some super hardcore cocksucking sluts and scores a jerkin 4 cocks up.