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Saskia is laying with her legs spread wide open as that big dick slides in and out of her pussy....you can see her nice pink pussy as it gets stretched..she tastes her pussy and sucks on that hard big dick....

When people look back on their young childhoods they will see that one of the primal pleasures that they enjoyed but usually had to set aside is playing with gunk…back in the early 90’s Nickelodeon made a fortune bringing back that 80’s toy ’slime’ and introducing such joys as ‘Gak’ and ‘Floam’ and many other gooey messy toys. Sometimes people retain or visit those primal pleasures of yesterday and the people in Wet and Messy Big Boobs are exactly what I’m talking about.

Now everybody has played around with whipped cream before (no you stoners reading this I’m not just talking about doing Whip-Its)…yknow spray a little on your girlfriend, lick it off…she sprays some on your cock and licks it off and maybe even giggle about how kinky you are being…well compared to the actresses in Wet and Messy Big Boobs these whipped cream players are creampuff kink.

The chicks in this movie are so crazy with being coated with ooey gooey yet oh so yummy and sticky toppings that at times even though they’re nude it’s almost as though they’re not because they are so covered. The tits on these chicks are all at least DD which also in this case stands for Delicious Decadence and provides even more of a tapestry to paint these yummy toppings on. Sadly though the sex was only mediocre (maybe they were distracted because of how sticky they were, or maybe they were fighting off diabetic seizures after sucking down that much sugary pre-cum) and this movie would have benefited from some intense girl-on-girl sapphic sweetness.

Wet and Messy Big Boobs is a trippy movie to watch though just cos it’s so gooey and the chicks are hot enough that even though it won’t blow your libido, your cock will end up gooey by the end of it.

Three cocks-up to Wet and Messy Big Boobs.

Back in the 1980’s MTV’s Downtown Julie Brown had a hit single with the funny song that pretty much describes anybody who totally digs this movie, “I Like Em Big And Stupid”.

Mr 18 inches looks like Danny Glover after a month on a medieval torture rack while being force fed penis pills that work, and he’s supposed to be some kinda sub dude as these crazy chicks appear to fuck him and get him to lick their shoes etc. but he comes off more cool, like he’s Bad Bad Leroy Brown, the baddest man in the whole damn town, meaner than a junkyard dog and bigger than ol King Kong.

Once you get past the idiotic dialog and pretensions at set and scene, the sex itself is decent enough cos these are chicks that obviously love cock and appreciate a good thing when they have one, and they certainly have one in this movie as Mr 18 inches buries his cock in their pussies so deep that you can almost see the head poking out their mouths as they moan in pleasure.

Sadly other than their half-assed obviously over-acted BDSM skits and this dude’s massive schlong, Mr. 18″ and the Phantom Bitches had no unique draw to it and surely in at least one of the scenes they could’ve added an extra chick…god knows with 18 inches of meat, there’s enough for everybody to have a sandwich.

Mr 18″ and the Phantom Bitches gets a solid three cocks-up and could’ve been higher if their originality had been higher.

naughty  and very slutty  British  milf  Emma in a very little skirt. Before I got this dirty  UK  milf  fully naked we shot loads of upskirt vids  and her little Naughty panty looked fantastic. In the whole shoot we had these Naughty panty off and her thighs spread open, while we shot close up movies  of her fucking her self with a toy. This series was all taken at her home. To see the complete amateur series off this sexy British  slut  visit Dirty UK Wives here 

Here it is boys just as advertised this slut looks like she steamed those puppies but they do the job. Throwing on some of those clothes for what is going to be a huge night for her she brings to your world the best of those tig ole bitties.

I dig porn…lots of porn…heaps of porn…big huge freakin piles of porn…but I would rather watch the fantastic four than the fantastic 40’s. Now I’m sure that experience counts for a lot and this chick, even though she’s a bit riper than that sweeter 30-something fruit, shows that she does know how to suck and fuck.

Young, Old, Big, Small, Short, Fat, Tall and Skinny…this mature mother-fucked mama does them all in her quest for the perfect gangbang through four fucktastic scenes…maybe you gotta wait til you’re in your 40’s and that’s why it’s called fantastic cos a chick’s got to break in her pussy during her 20’s and 30’s if she’s going to go on such an epic quest.

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Overall the sex was hot, the chick was not, it looked like a good fucking time for everyone who made the movie and I give it a spurting three cocks-up.

Take a look Anita Enjoy this Juicy, Thick, Enormous Stiff Rod in her Mouth. Watch her go up and Down as she tries to fit as much as she can in her Mouth. She is so horny she starts to Rub her Pussy with her other hand...Multi-Tasking Anita..Sounds Great!!!!

Truth, Justice, and The American Way….thats what this movie is all about. Truth: Most husbands are lame ass fuckers who cant last more than a couple minutes and are underhung leading over 90% of wives to have affairs. Justice: These sluts find a way to get the action they want and enough cock and cum to almost satisfy their daily needs since they cant get what they crave at home. The American Way: Brazen dudes who know what they want taking it right in front of the owner and saying “fuck yeah !” while they do it. Thats what this flick is about.

We’ve got a huge range of wives craving cock and takeing it in every hole while their often astounded and almost always aroused husbands look on in wonder as they see their sweet wives release the cock hungry slut waiting to be released in every woman.

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Screw My Wife Please 26 gets an adulterous three cocks-up (just like this blonde super-slut wife in one of the scenes) Better camerawork would have gotten it a four.

Wow talk about double stuffed oreos….Inter-racial anal action to the extreme as these nasty babes get it in pussy, ass, mouth and dont care what order its in since they seem to get off on the taste of anything that gets slammed into their mouths…be it cock, pussy, cum, or even the taste of their own ass……nasty chicks are freakin hot man and Ass to Mouth 2 delivers them.

Starting off we get one black babe who gets dumped by her boyfriend and is just oh so heartbroken…couple dudes are near her and console her by letting her suck them both off, get salami-slammed by them in both holes, then proceeds to suck them off and enjoy their cum with great gusto. Now I know how to console some heartbroken chick too…

Anyways…Ass to Mouth 2 continues with some of the deepest plunging anal action I’ve seen yet including some ultra-deepthroat action as one of these nasty nymphos swallows a huge thick cock after it has been slamming her ass to the hilt. If you dig inter-racial action, black booty banging babes and some nasty atm then this is a must-see. Four ass-deep cocks-up for Ass To Mouth 2.

We are Siamese if you please….badump bump bump…We are Siamese if you don’t please..badump bump bump..Do you see that thing swimming round and round; Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown; If we sneaking up upon it carefully; There will be head for you and a tail for me…Man do you remember those freakin evil Siamese Cats from Lady and The Tramp ?  They were freaking satanically evil and Disney I’m guessing used it as some kinda metaphor to show us that while Oriental Women are very sensuous, seductive and very pleasing to the touch they can also be downright devilish…which yes can be a good thing in bed but be on guard.  Anyways the Bejing Olympics are in full swing so let’s take a look at some hot Oriental sluts and see what we judge their bedroom gymnastics routines at.

Now though the title is a little mixed up since it implies that these oriental orgasm-machines are the ones with Lollipops instead of being the ones enjoying the lollipops that they obviously crave sucking on and savoring I’m guessing that understanding this misnomer is one of the mysteries of the orient.  The chicks in this movie have all the mystique and legendary seductive sexiness that everyone associates with them and if sex were an Olympic sport this year they would certainly be in running to bring home the gold (except that they are at home this Olympics already).  While not one of the most intense movies I’ve seen, the heat from the sex scenes and exotic slut factor gets Asian Lollipops 6 four Olympic sized cocks-up.

Claudia Valentine abuses her teachers privileges to get that guy who fucked her so well she seduces him into giving it to her one more time.

Gender Benders and Gays with Tits….thats what this movie is about.  I often laugh when I see posts by people saying “It doesnt mean you are gay if you have another guy suck your cock” or “It doesnt mean you’re gay if you fuck some other guy in the ass cos you are the one doing the fucking” or in this case “Im not gay…I don’t do guys I do She-males and Trannies”  Get over it guys…if this is your scene you are at least bisexual if not gay, after all you’re seeking cock not pussy and not even hermaphrodites.  But whether it’s gay, bisexual or straight…sexuality and sluttiness play the most important part in any porn for deciding whether it’s hot or whether it’s not and appropriately Young Tender Trannies 9 is a mixed bag.

The thing that really surprises me in this movie is that in a couple of the scenes these shemale’s tits don’t even really get any attention paid to them at all.  To my figuring if you aren’t going to play with the tits you may as well just get it on with some shaved long haired hippy and have him suck your cock…same diff…I mean thats the point of them being shemales isn’t it ?  The sexual energy in the third scene is enough to get anyone off tho…male, female, straight, gay, or bi.  These two performers obviously love sex and love getting it on in front of the camera and even tho the shemale isn’t really a chick she/he has one of the sweetest curvy little asses I’ve ever seen and if I didn’t know there was a cock up-front I would want a piece of it too.  Three jackable cocks-up for Young Tender Trannies 9…one of the only straight porn movies I’ve reviewed without any chicks in it but a heaping helping of sluts anyways.

The Whackman may have found a flick that is 2 Kinky 4 U. Can you stomach the fetishes, the girl on girl action, the toys, and the multiple positions that these sluts will inflict? Let’s find out…

Scene 1 begins with Frank explaining that he wants to dominate the 19 year old Foxy. Frank makes his way over to Foxy who is hog tied on a table. Lifting her head up, he licks the ball gag as he looks her over. Frank undoes her restraints and puts a ponytail butt plug in her ass. Grabbing the whip, he puts it around her head and through her mouth and treats her like a horse, snapping the whip like a pair of reigns. The ass toy comes out and he rims her; then he pile drive fucks her. Foxy gets on her side and plays with a vibrator on her clit while still getting drilled. Frank lubes her ass before shoving his cock into it. Foxy lays on the table with her head between two candles as Frank delivers an open mouth facial but over shoots her face and mouth.

In scene 2, blonde sluts Mandy and Zora play. Mandy likes to be dominated, saying she likes aggressive sex and pain. Zora likes to dominate, so she walks in with a nurse’s outfit while Mandy lies on a table, encased in a thin layer of gauze and a shit load of toys next to her head. Once Zora cuts away the gauze, Mandy sits up and they begin kissing. Zora heads south and licks it before breaking out a neurowheel, using it on her pussy, nipples and tongue. Zora inserts a speculum into Mandy and uses a vibrator on her clit and nipples. It cuts to crotch to crotch action, using a double dong. Zora gives Mandy a few smacks and a kiss.

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Scene 3 opens with Mark collapsing on a pool chair. Foxy and Veronica position over him, stripping him quickly and sucking his cock. Foxy rides reverse cowgirl before Veronica bends over in doggy to get her turn with the cock. Foxy puts her ass out for some reverse cowgirl, then Veronica lies on a chair as Foxy is bent over it eating her with Mark giving her the doggy treatment. The ladies receive an open mouth facial, with the cum only hitting their tongues.

In scene 4, the sexy Ronita walks down some stairs smoking a cigarette. She heads over to the guy, sits down in a chair and makes him lick her foot. Then she wraps her mouth around his cock. Ronita leans over the chair as the guy rips her stockings away to expose her cookie, and then starts pummeling her in doggy. He strangely fucks her feet, and then they get into sideways before her crapper gets invaded in reverse cowgirl anal. She takes an open mouth facial, pushing the cum from her mouth.

Scene 5 wraps up the flick with the sexy red-haired Samantha, the pretty blonde-haired Sandra, and a dude. The scene begins with Zora translating for the girls; they say they want to dominate a man and want him to be totally helpless. Cutting outside we see a guy with hands and feet tied to a chair. The ladies then walk in, and make him suck their tits. They then suck and tease his cock before Samantha rides it in reverse cowgirl. Sandra then rides in cowgirl. Samantha then rides his cock in cowgirl while Sandra sits on his face. Sandra takes anal in a pile driver before they both get an open mouth facial.

2 Kinky 4 U pleasantly took pretty good care of The Whackman. The fetish attire and the toys used as well as the dress attire stayed with the them. The tramps were really into it—they could dominate The Whackman whenever they want. 6 loads were dropped to a decent flick that The Whackman can give props to Smash for producing. It’s not the best work, but it’s definitely a quick fix.

Wait a minute.. did that guy always have a headband on or is it a new dick in the game? Either way, I like the set up with the knockers angle in toward each other! Nice view from both sides.. kinda like fuckin 'em both at the same time!

Gotta love some milfs who can still work it. Nataly is closer to 30 than she is to 18 but she's looking tto get her fine ass fucked. She rides the dick reverse cowgirl style and never slows down.

Sabrina lays on her back on the couch as her big tits bounce all over the place as a dick fucks her then she bends over and gets nailed from behind....then she lays on her back and has that dick go deep in her...she sits and licks those dicks....

Ten gorgeous girls partake in sizzling girl on girl action before tag-teaming giant cocks during an amazing 2 on 1 hard-core sex frenzy. Beautiful babes are getting banged left and right, some even squirting, before opening wide to receive the hot steamy splashes of cum as the other licks, savors, and swaps the goo back into her mouth. This is Cum Catchers 2.

British brunette tart Roxy is joined by Jenaveve, who looks absolutely smoking in a hot black outfit. Jenaveve doesn’t waste any time kissing Roxy and stripping her down before the girls work back and forth exploring and kissing each other. They then head into the front room where Brandon is waiting. He admires each girl’s ass and lets Roxy tongue Jenaveve’s ass before dropping his drawers for the girls to taste his cocksicle. Brandon eats Roxy’s holes before Jenaveve climbs on top of her so Roxy can suck her tits while Brandon tongues her undercarriage. Brandon moves back and forth fucking Roxy missionary style and Jenavave doggystyle before Roxy tastes his cock again while Jenaveve moves down to eat Roxy. Roxy goes for a cowgirl ride before letting Jenaveve bounce on Brandon’s bone reverse cowgirl style and have a little doggy action. Roxy gets more missionary work and even lets Jenaveve have some missionary action before Brandon pops in Jenaveve’s mouth. She swaps it down to Roxy, and they share a nice kiss before Roxy swallows it all down.

Penny and Naudia bend over to show their ample assets before giving each other a soft kiss and explore each other until Alex joins them, who crawls in and kisses his way up their luscious legs. The two sluts drop down to suck Alex’s cock, with Penny giving instructions most of the time that Naudia eagerly follows. The girls move to the couch, where Penny gets missionary work while Naudia sits on her face, sucks her juices off Alex’s cock, and plays with her titties. Nadia then takes a reverse cowgirl ride before turning around so Alex can doggystyle her. Penny gets more missionary in before letting Alex spear Naudia’s sphincter from behind. Alex keeps working Naudia’s ass over through missionary and pile driver before going back to fucking Penny’s pussy missionary style. He drops a nice load in Penny’s mouth, who swaps a nice dose of dick droppings down to Nadia’s mouth, who definitely swallows it and licks off everything that missed Penny’s mouth.

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Brunette Michelle gets it on with bottle blonde Donna outside a pool before leading her inside and continuing to work on her. As soon as Nick joins them they kiss him, grope him, and help him to strip down, with Donna sliding her pussy onto his tongue while Michelle goes to work sucking his cock. The girls trade places before moving to a couch for Nick to rail Donna missionary style while offering Michelle several tastes. The girls trade places again so that Michelle’s pussy can get some missionary action before she impales her ass on Nick’s cock reverse cowgirl style. Michelle takes a couple tastes of her ass from Nick’s cock before he pops in Donna’s mouth. Afterwards, Donna drops Nick’s loads into Michelle’s mouth, which she eagerly accepts with a kiss before swallowing it down.

Angela, a hot dirty blonde is joined by smoking hot brunette Christie After a quick kiss, Christie drops down to kiss her way around Angela’s stomach and to admire Angela’s ass. They strip down and, after a little pussy play, Christie has Angela lay down on the floor so she can grind her pussy against Angela’s. Sean walks in when Christie hops off and lets the girls attack his manhood orally. Angela has the first penetration reverse cowgirl style and, after Angela squirts on her, lays back for Sean to pile driver her twat. She takes some missionary work before Angela bounces on Sean’s stick until she squirts again. Not to be completely outdone, Christie impales her ass on Sean’s cock reverse cowgirl style and then in pile driver. Sean pops in Angela’s mouth and she shows it off and then swaps it down to Christie, who pulls Angela’s head down to share it in a kiss before blowing bubbles and swallowing it.

Bottle blonde Genesis, looking very hot in a black halter top and skirt, joins sandy haired Samantha, who’s looking just as hot in a black skirt and green halter. The girls kiss and check out each other’s tits before Genesis drops down to give Samantha’s pussy a little oral attention. They continue until Kurt arrives, who kisses and spanks both girls before letting them join up on him orally, sucking his cock as well as licking his ass. They move to a bedroom where Kurt drills Genesis from behind as she eats Samantha’s pussy and then fucks Samantha missionary style. The girls take turns riding Kurt reverse cowgirl style and get in a little doggy action before Kurt reams Genesis’s rectum missionary style. She takes a good taste until Kurt pops in Samantha’s mouth, who lets it drip down into Genesis’s mouth before they share a kiss and Genesis swaps it back to Samantha to swallow it down.

Cum Catchers 2 is worthy enough to “catch”. There’s good energy and chemistry that it’s easy for The Whackman to get drawn into the movie. Christie Lee and Angela Stone took home the prize for The Whackman with their great energy, vocals, and over the top chemistry and Michelle Lay and Donna Doll was the worst scene because Donna seemed left out. The camera work is all to the good with the exception of the final scene—it has a few minor problems with comments from behind the camera not being cut out of the movie and a few rough edits with things seeming like they should have been cut out staying in. Even with those faults, The Whackman unloaded 7 healthy, massive spitball loads of cum which unfortunately was only caught by The Whackman’s screen.

Solara is sucking on a hard dick..she is sucking it real good right before they get on the floor and gets fucked from behind as she lays on her side...she climbs on his cock and he fucks her and thrust her as he spanks her ass..she moans and screams!