A salami slamming slutarama…this is the type of movie that porn should be about, like man…people say the hippies had free love? Not like the people in this movie man. These babes are sluttier than an army of female clone Bill Clintons and man do they dig cock…dig it, suck it, fuck it…anything they can in every way they can.

18 models crawl up to the plate with their mouths wide open. How will they stack up against each other in their competition for The Whackman’s pop shot—who will win? The Whackman, of course! The Whackman is in the motherfuckin house, in your mouth, and Down Your Throat, bitches…

Alexa finds Renato in the bathroom looking at some porn. They kiss and Renato explores her while she strokes his cock. Alexa drops to her knees to mouth his manhood while mixing more stroking. They move to a bench and Renato sits down and grabs Alexa’s great ass while getting sucked. Alexa finishes things up with a nice facial that she plays with until the scene fades out.

In a sauna, Pussycat moves up to kiss Timoti’s nipples and lets him give her a little oral nipple love in return. She moves down to suck his cock, breaking only to tease it with her tiny titties. Pussycat takes a watery facial while doing her best baby bird impression.

Brian and Kevin find a lost Monica walking down the street and grab her attention when they each whip out their cock for her. Monica kisses them and lets them suck her tits while stroking them before following them into the backyard. She squats down and gives them some vigorous stroking and sucking. They move around as Monica works them over orally, including moving so that the guys can give Monica a little oral attention. The dudes team up to give Monica’s face a nice double spooge spackling.

When Jenny doesn’t have the money to pay her bill, waiter Kid Man lets her choose between washing dishes or giving him head. She eagerly takes the latter option and pulls his cock out to suck, before letting him take her top down. Jenny goes back to mouthing Kid’s meat from her knees and atop the table and mixes in a bit of her drink while pleasuring Kid. Jenny takes a very happy facial.

Hot blonde Alissa checks out some of the books on Sly’s mantle and the art on his walls and when Sly finally arrives in the room, Alissa wants some wood, and when he comes back with an armload of cut up logs for the fireplace, she slyly squats down to slob his knob before kneeling down to eat him while he sits back in a chair. They get in some sixty-nining before Sly pops in Alissa’s mouth.

Kevin eats sausages while Tiffany watches. Tiffany then greets Timea at the door. Kevin offers Timea a sausage, and when she refuses one off his plate, he undoes his pants to give her one she won’t refuse. Tiffany returns after changing clothes to help Timea, and she works her mouth between Kevin’s goodies and Timea’s tits. The sluts share a nice pop with Tiffany nearly taking it in the eye.

When Tom joins her in the shower, Crystal decides to get a little dirty with him. She drops down to suck his schlong in the tub before letting him sit on the edge outside while she continues to blow him. Finally, Tom gives her a dismal facial to finish things up.

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When Dominic finds Mya in bed, he whips out his cock and puts it in her mouth, as she gets on all fours. She drops to the floor to suck him a bit before getting back on the bed to finish him off. Mya takes a nice facial after diddling herself on the bed.

After some wine, Sophie visits Renato in a vision. He strips her down to taste her tits and admire her ass before letting her suck his cock. Sophie starts out on her knees as he sits back in his chair, and then takes to the chair as he stands next to her. They get into sixty-nine before Sophie finishes things up smiling when Renato decorates her nice, natural tits.

Afrodite crawls around on the floor wearing a Catwoman style outfit while Renato and Sly drink at the bar. They feed her a banana and break out a can of whipped cream and start squirting the whipped cream on her tits and then putting a bit on Sly’s cock first. Then Renato sprays it on his own and lets her work between them. Sly lays back to tongue Afrodite’s pussy while she works her way between them, before the guys give her a nice double facial.

Kelli and Jana play on the bed before Kelli moves down to work on Jana’s bald beaver. Jana returns the favor as Kelli bends over for her before they’re magically joined by Frank. They team up to work on him as he stands before them and lies back on the bed, with Jana going to eat Frank’s ass. Kelli takes Frank’s pop in her mouth and then swaps it down to Jana. They swap it a bit more and kiss before Jana collects the cum on her tits and lets Kelli lick it off.

Cynthia shows off a great natural body as she showers outside and lies next to a pool. When Brian joins her by the pool, she eagerly takes it in her mouth and lets an easy smile break across her face as she strokes it. She works him over a bit more, and finishes things up taking a small pop across her face.

Sarka lathers herself up in the bathtub and after rinsing it off, her fingers work her pussy over. She diddles herself to an orgasm and then gestures Libor to come join her. Sarka energetically sucks his cock with the same enthusiasm she worked herself over, and finishes things taking a small pop in her mouth.

Monika gets right down to business in the penultimate scene. She gets on her knees to suck and stroke Joseph in front of a fireplace. Monika lets her eyes move nicely between Joseph and the camera while she sucks him. She finishes things up with a nice facial, and plays with the cum after it falls from her mouth onto her tits.

When her husband doesn’t wake up, Alexa motions Lauro outside the window to join her. He comes into their bedroom and kisses her on the bed while her husband sleeps beside her. They kiss each other’s nipples before Alexa moves down to suck Lauro’s cock. He lies on the bed next to her husband and she continues to suck and vigorously stroke him, before lying down so that she can eat his ass while he fucks her face. Alexa takes Lauro’s guy goo all over her face and tits while spraying it all over due to some energetic jerking.

Down Your Throat is a nicely done oral flick. Rather than limiting itself to just blowjobs, it nicely mixes in a little oral action for the ladies. It also gives each scene a fun opening and lets the girls play with the cum at the end of the scenes and although The Whackman is not really a fan of oral flicks, but these little touches made all the difference. It helps the scenes feel unique instead of redundant. Yes, there’s some average scenes, but most of them are well above average—Alissa in scene five is the Dime Piece of the flick. The only thing which holds this feature back is the technical aspects, as they’re a bit uneven. Even with those minor problems, these sluts earned the 6 shots fired off from The Whackman’s large member.

Truth, Justice, and The American Way….thats what this movie is all about. Truth: Most husbands are lame ass fuckers who cant last more than a couple minutes and are underhung leading over 90% of wives to have affairs. Justice: These sluts find a way to get the action they want and enough cock and cum to almost satisfy their daily needs since they cant get what they crave at home. The American Way: Brazen dudes who know what they want taking it right in front of the owner and saying “fuck yeah !” while they do it. Thats what this flick is about.

We’ve got a huge range of wives craving cock and takeing it in every hole while their often astounded and almost always aroused husbands look on in wonder as they see their sweet wives release the cock hungry slut waiting to be released in every woman.

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Screw My Wife Please 26 gets an adulterous three cocks-up (just like this blonde super-slut wife in one of the scenes) Better camerawork would have gotten it a four.

Welcome to the wonderful world of the weird, wacky and bizaare. In short, this is a very apt title for a very strange movie; A Fairy’s Tale. Produced by Totally Tasteless Video (which totally gives you a major hint before you even start watching this flick that it’s gonna be fucked up) this movie may have a storyline, but it’s so farcical that it evades my regular rant about storyline’s being stupid and instead earns a commendation for providing an amusingly refreshing variance from the usual porn I watch and enjoy. Now admittedly this is far and away different from my regular viewing schedule, but every now and then you
have to spice things up a little, and with five decently lengthed scenes to jack it to, featuring some scorchingly sexy women, I wasn’t disappointed with my choice.

We start off with a scene of opulence and a horny blonde being fucked hard by her long-haired stallion of a partner. The sex is intense and the orgasms are spectacular in both sound and vision. The second scene initiates us into the freakshow of A Fairy’s Tale with the first appearance of Gidget the Midget, yep that’s her name. She’s short and kinda cute (though yeah she’s a midget) and she takes cock just as well as any full-bodied porn chick out there. The dude’s costume in this scene is laugh out loud funny and I can’t quite figure out if he’s a Jester or just has really bad style. Needless to say, the size and longevity of his dick makes up for his stupid costume. The rest of the five scenes in this outlandish porn flick take us through the familiar territory of our favorite Fairy Tales with a very sexual twist and even more medieval costumes, and of course, more Gidget. A Fairy’s Tale is a fun flick that will get your load off and make you laugh at the same time and so it gets a well deserved three cocks-up.